User:Purpleville

The Purpleville Punishers are a hockey organization founded by the legendary KoKo Letap. Founded in 2013 with a group of friends in a basement over pizza has now flourished into a great team with over 15 members. The Purpleville Punishers have even sold merchandise to super fan GP who is up for try outs for the upcoming 2014 season.

On Sunday, January 4th, 2015 KoKo Letap was involved in a fight that evoked a bench clearing brawl. Due to the vicious nature of the brawl, officials were compelled to immediately end the game. Letap, along with two other Punishers, were subsequently suspended for one game. Days later, the Purpleville Punishers board of directors barred Letap from performing any managerial operations.

The Purpleville Punishers made a courageous playoff run in 2015, led by captain and team mentor BP Wiggins they were edged out by the Beer Barons, giving up a 5-1 lead BP Wiggins single handedly provided but his teammates failed him and themselves as the Beer Barons came back to win the game and the series. A disappointing lose which brought even more disappointment when assistant captain Koko Letap attempted to take his own life after the game in the shower, Big Bind his defensive partner and lover convinced him out of suicide by tossing his salad, reerecting Letap and convincing him to join a tournament in late march.

In late March 2015 the Punishers had paid white hockey players to join their squad for a WestWood hockey tournament. They started off strong, led by Big Gvs cheerleading from the bench, he was limited to a few minutes a game due to a groin injury but some say his charisma and boyishly good looks enhanced the Punishers level of play and led them to the finals. The finals they faced a biker gang and due to threats to family and friends they were forced to throw the game in a game they would have easily won. They now plan for a future tournament in Oakville where they are the favoured team going into the big spring classic.

In April 2015 the Punishers organization decided to get new team jerseys, completely redesigned, with hopes it will redesign their team skills and hopes for winning the Buckingham Cup. A team decision was also made at the time stripping Koko Letap of his assistant captaincy. This led to a second suicide attempt my Letap, but with the support of his lover and line mate Big Binds he was able to overcome this lose. He hit the gym and did a suicidal amount of leg lifts and even bought a new stick, taking his level of play beyond his limits. Letap an influential member of the Punishers and leg exercise enthusiast continues to wow his fans coast to coast, especially super fan GP whom joins Letap to weekly drinks at the local Boston Pizza.

The 2016 season started off strong for the Punishers going 2-0 with 0 goals against, but then tragedy struck again as team leader, captain and mentor BP had some oversea commitments which withdrew him from play for 3 games which resulted in 2 loses and a win. The Punishers were also kicked out of the Buckingham facilities in downsview due to cameras being secretly installed in team showers, team Co founder koko letap and his defence/life partner big binds denied all charges and were put on probation and the team was moved to westwood arena. The Punishers bounced back when BP came back and are now on their way to a historical record breaking season, with a win this coming sunday they will hit 6 wins a team best and a great day in Punisher history.

Another historical team event took place when koko letap "came out" and rebranded himself as Kermit. He said it was the courageous actions of Bruce Jenner that helped him in his life changing decision. He is now available top defender on the Punishers and was recruited as a defenceman for a B level team, he is also averaging a point a game, a point more per game then his previous seasons. The Punishers have reached out to Kermits idol Bruce now known as Caitlyn Jenner and have plans for a future friendly vs the Jenner/kardishian family.

Scandal hit the team again due the the Big Binds rape scandal and Kermit being recruited by a highly controversial team.

Big binds was wrapped up in a blanket of deceit when video tape evidence surfaced (the cameras him and lover kermit had installed in the showers) showing him repeatedly raping Kermits brother Rat. Although Rat showed no signs of resistance and at times seemed to be enjoying himself charges were still pressed but later dropped. This led to yet the 3rd suicide attempt by Kermit, this time his saviour came in form of a back up shinny goalie who has been in the shadows admiring Kermit from a distance for years and this suicide attempt gave him the courage to confront his fears of rejection. Him and Kermit are now happily engaged which has left big binds enraged, sources close to both parties have said in anonymity.

Kermit was involved in another highly publicized career move when he recruited by a controversial hockey teamed named "Ice Is". He was 3 inches into the team required 4inch beard when ex lover big binds stepped in and they had a closed door meeting. Kermit was given an offer he couldn't refuse which led him to continue wearing the baby blue and navy.

On November 30th 2015, a day after their historical 6th win, Kermit and Big Bind started a movement to stop passing the puck to self-described "Selfish Player of the Year" BP.

"We've had enough of his antics" said Big Bind who was now the league leader in PIMs. Kermit continues to describe his lover as a calm and gentle man who is going through a difficult time because of BPs unwillingness to pass to the point.

An underwear scandal has his home In the latest antics of self described bad boy kermit He was caught late November 29th in the home of fellow teammate an friend Big Gvs stealing his wife's underwear. This comes 2 weeks after he was caught at BP wiggins house sniffing his wife's underwear. And all this is after he was caught red handed at his house with a suit case full of his teammates underwears. Prior to that longtime friend and teammate KayP Sing uncovered he had booked a flight overseas to attempt to steal his wife's underwear. Rat in an interview with Punisher magazine admitted he has seen his brother kermit sniffing underwear hour after hou for days straight. Police discovered surveillance video from several homes showing Kermits tactics. He will first search the garbage for any disposed undies then makes his way to the laundry machine for some "worn delicates" as he calls them and if this doesn't feed this sickos disgusting appetite he will head up the find the "cleanies". Ladies beware a predator is on the loose.

 Winter 2015-2016 Season 