User:Puru kasotia

A Few Life Goals Of Mine: 1. school pass out krna !! :P 2. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public. 3. Tell kids we are going to Disney Land. Drive kids to an old burnt out factory. Tell kids Disney Land burned down. 4. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. 5. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. 6. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here." with a straight face. 7. Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4. 8. Smack a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. Sue Johnson & Johnson for false advertising. 9. Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them. 10. Feed cat some yarn. Hope it gives birth to mittens 11. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode. 12. Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than The Speed of Light. 13. Live forever. So far, so good. 14. Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away. 15. Sneeze in front of the pope. Get blessed 16. Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed. 17. Introduce Dora to Google Maps 18. Put sign over entrance to an empty auditorium which reads, "Ninja Convention 19. Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement. 20. Watch Disney Channel for five minutes. Apologize to Walt for so many things 21. Get a dog, name her Karma. 22. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole 23. Die. Come back as a ghost. Find people I hate. Hide their car keys 24. Find a deaf person. Have them take a video camera to a forest and cut down a tree 25. Go trick-or-treating on April fool's day. 26. Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car 27. Make an alcoholic beverage and name it responsibly. Drink Responsibly. 28. Show Grand children the movie 2012 and say “yep I survived that” 29. Buy a guitar. Learn three chords. Call Disney. 30. Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream, "I'M YOU -- FROM THE FUTURE 31. Pretend to be a telemarketer when a telemarketer calls.

, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

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