User:Pyramid Head2007

Dereck Gonzalez is a 15-year old kid who lives in Nevada. He decided to get a small laugh one day by trying to create this page. For more information, see his MySpace page at.

Dereck was born at Pioneer Valley Hospital in West Valley, Utah. His birth information is not known at this time. He cannot remember his complete life until the age of 5. The following is based on information from home video and eyewitness accounts.

Dereck Gonzalez was born with health complications. When he was delivered, he couldn't breathe and eventually passed away. Fortunately, he was revived by his doctors and was only "clinically dead" for approximately 1-2 minutes. He was kept alive on life support the following weeks. Dereck led an average life for his age. The only notable experience that is fully known occured during his 3rd birthday when he recieved a huge teddy bear and a talking Barney doll. An amusing memory is when his cousin, Joshua Gonzalez, tried to put out a candle with his hand and ended burning himself. His other cousins, Brittany and Kimberly were sick at the time and weren't able to attend.*


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At the age of 5, Dereck was aware of his exsistence. It started at his his birthday. While he lived in Salt Lake City, Utah up to that point, he was now in Ogden, Utah. He was in and out of kindergarten and eventually discontinued his education. He recalls spending his days playing on a Sega Genesis and a Nintendo 64. Dereck was introduced to cable television. At about the age of 7, Dereck was introduced in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. He attended a spanish-speaking ward until the age of 8 when he was baptized into the church in an english-speaking ward. Dereck made feeble attempts to get ahead in Cub Scouts but never really excelled.