User:Pyrojored

My History
There isn't much of it. I am basically a mysterious person living a mysterious life for a mysterious number of years in a mysterious place. My family is too dull to describe and my friends are so boring I'd rather throw myself off the Himalayas than hang around with them. My life is so miserable that the most interesting thing I can do is edit this page. But, then again, why would you care? I don't even know you (who cares?).

Why I Don't Care
Throughout my short life, there has been one event have learned from. One day, when I was (who cares?) old, I ate a pie. It was a round, big, mouth-watering pie. In short words, it was a pie. One day, the pie hit my face. The end.(who cares?)

NOTE: Some people say that I slipped into the pie facefirst instead of my true version of the story. Those people don't know anything.

Deep, Meaningful Sayings
"To care or not to care."

"More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. Therefore, more cheese = less cheese"