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Mark Villwock is a man of legends. He is the lesser known brother of Jesus Christ. Many people know the third sibling in the family, Jebediah. Who went on to star in such early films as "I'm Telling My Brother, And I'm Not Referring to Mark" and "Why Didn't I Think To Change Water To Wine". But Mark has remained largely obscure until 2007AD.

It was at this pivotal point in history that anthropologists uncovered a large scroll containing ancient hebrew text. After years of deciphering, alas the message was unearthed: "I ate lentils for the past 3 days. I fear I am losing my appetite for this legume and will begin a rice diet for an additional 3 consecutive days.  If only my brother could begin to understand how selfless my diet is.  Then, he would surely add me to a parable where I could sport a luxorius dream coat.  I practice restraint and virtue so much better than my carpenter turned actor brother ,Jebediah.  I will be a man of legends."

This account of personal triumph and endurance may not convince everyone of Mark's legendary status. But he said it himself some 2000 years ago "I will be a man of legends". You can't take that away from him. Therefore, he is a man of legends. And all others who come bearing his name will prosper with equal self determination and legendary inclinations.