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Severely Awesome Tales of Space: The Shiny Spaceships Saga (abbreviated as SAToS:TSSS) is a fan-driven parody of the generic science fiction genre, and is currently being adapted into movie and novel form.

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Introduction Still need to write this. Will probably do so when done. Chapter 1 - Back to the Past First draft finished. Caspian meets past Caspian in 2138. Chapter 2 - Back to the Past's Past First draft finished. Jalea, Maddy, Jason and some other crew members introduced. They go back to 2127. Chapter 3 - Memories That Hurt First draft in production. Caspian being taken away by police, worst memory, crew goes bonkers over his criminal past. Chapter 4 - Back a Little More The Triangle Monkey goes back in time another 24 hours, now to prevent the Incredibly Bloody Spaceships Incidents (IBSI) from happening. Not only for Caspian's sake, but to prevent Caspian from ever meeting Gordon Rivers, the criminal who'll end up killing the Ma Pqal if they do not prevent it. Chapter 5 - Back to the Past's Future Having prevented the IBSI, the crew goes back, but accidentily arrives in the year 2340, 200 years after leaving, where they see a giant statue that portrays the murder on the Ma Pqal. They look up in the library what it is that happened to the Ma Pqal, and why, as to be able to prevent it in the timeline to which they'll return. Chapter 6 - Back Home The crew arrives back home, stil dead-set on preventing Gu Qi Tqux's death. They run into Gordon Rivers, though not realising it, and when Jalea tells them, they chase him down. Chapter 7 - Visionary Indifferences The timeline they've returned to, though different, is much alike. This chapter shows the chase and find of Rivers, and tells mostly of the differences in the timeline. Chapter 8 - Father Father. An immensely creepy project that will be of some import in the 17th novel. Have yet to decide on what it is. Chapter 9 - Another Time Realising they can't do anything to Rivers for something he still has to do, they relax, but Glump's monkey, Ronald McSchizowitsch, accidentily sends them to the year 1985. Alot of Back to the Future references here. Chapter 10 - A Long Way Back More 1985. Chapter 11 - Blowing Stuff Up More 1985, somebody blows stuff up. Chapter 12 - (left blank on purpose) Four blank pages. Chapter 13 - The City's Rivers A bit like the World Between Worlds from Narnia, this tells of an inbetween-land, which they get to by having the timetravel thing be activated by the explosion in Ch. 11. No spaceship. Chapter 14 - Go With The Flow The crew is being sucked up by the flow of one of the rivers. Jalea, who is with them, but has no physical body, has found a new purpose in 'life', poetry. Chapter 15 - The Cat and Dog Game The crew randomly appears back in 2140, with their spaceship, and is being attacked by the Collectory, who mistake them for a different ship. Chapter 16 - Do You Really? Jalea discusses her new-found purpose with the ship's hologram doctor, Dr. Nickolas, who reveals to be a big fan of alternative poetry. Chapter 17 - Fly Away The crew fly away from the planet, after something revealing that their going to have to be at Gann. Chapter 18 - The Volcanoes of Gann A quick trip later, the Gann-quote happens, and they set foot on the planet. The Ma Pqal is in the Volcanoes, and is morphed into a rock. However, his disguise fails miserably, for he is still squishy and green. Chapter 19 - Rescue Gordon Rivers enters again, tries to kill the Ma Pqal, gets prevented and trips over a small pebble, falling into the hot lava flows of the planet. Chapter 20 - The End The crew discusses how everything they do always seems to end up happily-ever-after, and just as they try to land on Titan, they get shot at, again by the Collectory, for having commited a crime none of the crew are aware of having committed. Chapter 21 - Running Leo Vinyl stuff.