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Enthalpy Man
Evil never ceases in today's world. One such evil that is rampant in today's society is lack of enthalpy (ΔH). Static temperature affects innocent victims every day with little or no warning. It does not discriminate; everyone is at risk. However bleak this aspect might seem, there is hope: Enthalpy Man! One needs only to shine the enthalpy sign in the sky to recieve assistance. Going to and from the scene of crime in a flash (due to the exothermic reaction of his extreme speed), Enthalpy Man manages to save lives without revealing his true identity. Many guesses have been put forth as to whom this mysterious messiah might be, but there has never been enough evidence to prove any of them conclusive. Many have noted, however, that Enthalpy Man has never before been photographed with the infamous Gary Neff. Though his identity is secret, his cause is not, and Enthalpy Man will continue to save the world from ΔH disasters.

Gary Neff
One of the most intelligent human beings in Manhattan High School, Gary Neff often wanders in and out of classrooms in E hall, muttering valuble information for all fortunate enough to bask in his presence. Though his speech is often unintelligible, it is obvious that this man holds a wealth of information behind his bespectacled eyes. Though he is friendly to Mr. Nelson, who leans a little toward the right, Gary himself is obviously a communist. This provides him his answer to the question so often asked of him: "Why have you never been photographed with the amazing Enthalpy Man?" Because Enthalpy Man fights against the commie scum, as they want everyone's enthalpy to be equal. There is always the bit of wonder in the back of the mind, though...does Gary Neff ever venture into the depths of the Enthalpy Cave? Or is he true to his Marxist ways? Perhaps the world will never know.