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Bjørn Halennstag
Bjørn Halennstag, the son of Nørda Halennstag and Odin Halennstag. He is a well known Architect and splendid programmer (especially in BASIC). Bjørn was born in Gothenburg Sweden at 10:74 in 32.13.1884. He fough in WWI and WWII. He was a well known medical student at that time. He majored in 53 economical branches. His first gift was a nuclear bomb but he accidentally dropped one in Hiroshima. He also was the first person to walk in the Moon and travel in space, not Gagarin or Neil Armstrong, all of this when he was only 7 years old. However, when he turned 10, his father Odin Halennstag gifted him yet **another** nuclear bomb which he slipped with and it fell in Nagasaki. He got married to Marilyn Monroe after killing JFK. They had a son named Adolf Hitler. Their son turned to be aggressive and got diagnosed with ADHD, thus driving his mother to commit suicide. Enraged with his son he deported him to Germany, his father Bjørn Halennstag being a jew, he built hate towards Jews and swore to destroy them. He grew up and studied in Harvard and then moved to Germany to explain his dictatorial ideas. He convinced the German Government to let him rule Germany and they trusted him with their chair. He got in power, killed the German government and started raiding Europe.