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THE BOMBING OF QUEBEC, CANADA
In 1980, the bloodiest bombing of any nation state in world history occurred. This was known as the Quebec Quandary, when Canadian government dropped 5 Tsar nuclear bombs on Quebec in order to end the 200+ year blood feud between French speaking Quebecois and British Canada. On December 27, 1979, Canadian president Joe Clark ordered the bombing of Quebec in his inaugural and first decision as President. In a national address to explain the bombing, Clark claimed, "Bro it was a dare from my boy Pierre, Hop off my case!". He than proceeded to drop the mike. In the early weeks of January, the Tsar bombs of mention were released in Quebecois skies. Being so arrogant and stuck up as to block all outside Canadian communications, The people of Quebec were eradicated in a move they never saw coming. Joe Clark was fired as soon as humanly possible. People of Canada are now calling him, "Hitler 2" as he broke Hitler's genocide records with 6 million confirmed kills under his belt. In conclusion, this happened Mr. Chewning and you can't convince me otherwise.