User:QueenLizofLincs

Im the top dog in North Linconshire :

I'm constantly being asked how did I get into politics. So here is the answer....

In the 1980's I used to be part of a poular country and western duet called the Redfern Sisters, Whilst touring in Hull in 1983 I first met the Andrew Percy (who is top dog around Brigg) and he became my child protege and backing singer. After years of touring and being turned by every record company, Percy & I found out we were better politicians than singers. Fast forward to 2015.... & Percy stormed home in 2015 with a 22,000 majority when he threatened voters that if he was not elected then he'd go back to singing in Brigg market place Voters vowed this could never happen, with former labour voters swapping sides and abandoning UKIP to ensure he was elected There was dismay as upon completing his election address at the post he finished the night with a rousing corus of "I just can't wait to be king" from the lion king, one of his childhood favourites. I just know the bastard protege will stab me in the back soon...

You can view my excellent Twitter page @queenlizofLincs I try & keep it updated as best as I can. But I'm a busy person.