User:Queenbraaat/sandbox

Once upon a time there was a sneaky little bastardo who liked to steal a sweet, nice, and classy lady's personal belongings. The girl was nowhere near perfect, she suffered from bratitis and was quite the potty mouth. However she felt she did not deserve to continuously have items taken. Especially by THIS particular trickster.

So one day she decided to fight back. It took confronting certain personal minions; such as Early Onset Alzheimer's, Post Acute Delayed Response Schizophrenia, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, and she just recently has added Insomnia to the list. She suspected a certain meow meow with thumbs had something to do with ALL of the "mental disorders", but wasn't completely convinced it just wasn't the sneaky little pooper the whole time, along with douchebags demonstrations' motorcycle helmets.

However, this brat knew one thing for certain....slow and steady wins the race. So the tortoise continued on her journey to find ALL of her lost, stolen, "disappeared", and "misplaced", even protected items. And to FINALLY, once and for all, achieve retribution.

tbc.....