User:R. Lancaster

Three things to know.

1 - I am the lord. This assumption is mostly due to me being lordier then anyone else.

2 - the Scowy Bear will have its day. No one will stand in the way of progress.

3 - clowns are the epitome of pure evil. Anyone who supports them will go down.

4 - Donkeys are the transport of the future. Scottish people chasing donkeys are bad.

5 - There is no 5.