User:R. New/Things that Project: World's End apparently isn't

Ninety-five of the bloody things
- Serebii revealing his true identity as an angry Q

- Serebii becoming a Druid Cultmaster

- 2nd Gen remakes (discovered by a Japanese kid and unlocked through some random quest)

- Waffles

- Pokédex update

- Pirates of the Caribbean

- Pirates in general

- Sinnoh = Last region

- facetious becoming an admin

- Walkthrough

- Trading thing

- RPG

- New skins

- Changing the whole site to Java

- Serebii.net is shutting down

- SPP and Marriland are merging

- Origin Giratina pulling us into its own dimension and enslaving us

- Serebii stealing the ideas posted here and using them

- A store selling Serebii.net official licensed merchandise

- There is no project

- A black hole

- The burning of all copies of Arcana Force XXI - The World

- Serebii becoming the next Crater

- The Serebii E-Bomb, which turns all websites into Serebii references and gives Serebii God-like powers and a pet giant spider

- A post-apocalyptic version of the site

- The revelation of the 5 new Rotoms, as per Nintendo's instructions

- A map of Pokémonland which only shows the coast (World's End, geddit?)

- A The World Ends With You section

- Installation of the servers on Svalbard or in India

- Buying Pokémon off Nintendo with the money from secret donations

- MUDKIPZ

- An explodernating bug that automatically blows up the computer of spammers

- A function that lets you keep track of your Pokémon online by uploading what you've caught and trained

- A new banner

- A new seizure-inducing supah bannah

- All Pokémon becoming bloodthirsty zombie mutants

- A Pokémon cookbook

- Multinational porn conglomerate for the world's rejects

- Airline takeover by nerd cords

- Revamped TCG section

- Tenth Anniversary celebrations

- Large Hadron Collider

- Online battle simulator

- Of Mice and Men references

- Nuclear weapons

- Global warming

- Throwing Gordon Brown into a volcano

- Serebii marrying Lindsay Lohan

- Serebii marrying Miley Cyrus

- Serebii marrying the Pink Celebi from PMD2

- World domination

- Tesco Brand Beans

- Messenger service

- Aardvark

- Thousands of people being banned for no reason

- Pruning inactive accounts

- Arceus

- A Glitch Section

- A retraction of Serebii’s claims that the Celebi glitch doesn’t exist

- An engine where you put in your friend code and it matches you up with another person who wants to battle/trade

- A Smogon-ish thing

- A shiny new Flash-based website

- A re-organisation of the main page

- Wiping out Bluffery

- Making the site more Floodable

- A new server

- A new Game Mechanics page to show how to get shiny Pokémon with good competitive natures

- A generator that allows you to input things like Spinda's IVs, EVs, stats, nature, etc., and it'll generate the appropriate Spinda sprite

- A revamp of the older sections of the site

- A global Friend Code registry

- More comics, except sprited

- Poké-ified remakes of classic arcade games

- A system whereby you don't have to be on Serebii to check PMs and VMs and can chat across the Internet

- An interactive flash based calculator for competitive battling that says how many types your team covers etc.

- A website that talks in first person

- A doomsday weapon that will hypnotise the world into all signing up on Serebii, creating a mass of energy that will make Pokémon become real

- Sarah Palin becoming President

- Serebii in a Giratina outfit

- A real Giratina that will eat us all

- 31/31/x/31/x/31 Adamant/Modest Giratina, the prize in a forum-wide tournament

- An advent calendar

- Language selection

- Universal clock

- An effective, cheap and permanent solution to lag

- A bot that locates rule-breaking posts

- An event checker

- Serebii being declared an official Pokémon site

- A minor thing

- A major download

- Something to do with the 5th Gen.

- A shipping site for May and Dawn

- Serebii giving the site to MarshstompMan

- The renaming of the site to Latias.net

- The renaming of the site to Bidoof.net. Or Objection.net. And the mascots will be the "Falcone CAPELLA!!!!". Six Captain Falcon singers (Well, four and two percussionists), singing the F-Zero theme in Wii Music. Maybe I could make them rap instead? Also, they're all in dog suits for some reason.

- Serebii admitting that Ariados is better than Celebi and therefore should be called the God of Pokemon (which is entirely true)

-Serebii marrying cake. Or a lie. Same thing really.