User:R1Brev/sandbox

The legendary R1 BRIV once stalked the lands of baldock searching for children to kidnap and use for his own pleasure, he was a very horizontally challenged creature he was very ugly and short with a very despicable and devious haircut, the giant rahel jiggled as he walked and left craters after every step while roaming the town, him and "the mandem" would reside at the great avenue park. him and his elder kameron would terrorize and terrify all the innocent civilians of this city. A few years before his reign he was also a part of the Albanian mafia and would assasinate the oppositions he was soon caught by "the feds" also known as the police and moved to the united kingdom where he fled to make his new traphouse. He was "slinging or shotting" all kinds of Class A recreational use narcotics such as; Black tar heroin, crack cocaine and the purest strain of marijuana you could find on the market, The people of baldock would call him "The top shotta" which is slang for the best drug dealer in the area. His reign only lasted a few years before he was swiftly deported back to his home country Albania.