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Within the magical goblin world there was a demonic mc jadyn mc jones who mc liked to eat deep fried human legs with toaster strudels at the dawn of midnight while staring upon her prey across from their bedrooms. Mc jadyn then later met a mc goblin who became her friend and restricted the mc jadyn mc jones from mc eating humans so mc jadyn then began to eat already dead human brains that she found on the side of the road. After months of being friends with mc jadyn the goblin decided that what mc jadyn mc jones was doing was not ok. The goblin pushes mc jadyn in front of a tie dealer on the street who then shot mc jadyn with his umbrella gun. The goblin was so happy that she later married the tie dealer and had 11789 kids with the tie dealer who later all grew up to be tiny baby mc jadyns. The goblin then commited neck rope due to no longer wanting to be on the planet because of the baby mc jadyns.

When in hell the goblin then met mc jadyn mc jones again. Finally learning why mc jadyn was the way it was the goblin fell in love with her. The goblin let mc jadyn eat her whenever she needed flesh, and then they lived happily ever after ( kind of they all died because of a drug overdose but meh not important)