User:RachelBartlett

I am severely unhappy with the way Wikipedia is managed.
Utterly!

Also playing here
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:RachelBartlett

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User:RachelBartlett

http://wikitravel.org/en/User:RachelBartlett

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachel_bartlett/ -- has cute pictures of kitties and flowers!

Philosophy

 * The best revenge is a good life.
 * Everything you don't do in this life you will never do.
 * Criticism is like Barbed tape: The harder you fight it, the deeper it cuts.
 * It's never too late to have a good childhood.

Properties

 * User is house-trained, low maintenance, and can imitate a traffic sign if necessary.
 * User knows so many bits and pieces of random obscure languages she wonders whether this has caused Hindustani to become a mutually intelligible language for her brain, enabling her to absorb a language without putting any particular effort into it, merely by overdosing on Bollywood movies. For this would be awesome.

Operating Manual

 * User needs to be hit over the head with the obvious. Frequently.
 * User responds to logics, chocolate, and general cuteness. No violence necessary.

Warning!
User habitually exercizes abnormal control over her facial expressions and emoticons, and as a result gets taken seriously way too often, both on- and offline. This backfires in funny ways. She claims this to be her sense of humor. Others might disagree.