User:Radiant!/Everything

Everything you always wanted to know about Wikipedia (but were afraid to ask).

This is a comprehensive guide to Wikipedia, aimed primarily at novice users. Do As You Like, but bear this in mind. Please don't edit this page unless you grok it.

When editing, don't

 * Edit war. Seriously, folks!
 * Write nonsensical articles
 * Write these nonsensical articles in particular
 * Lose all sight of perspective
 * Complain about which version an article is protected in

When dealing with others, don't

 * React as if it's the end of the world
 * Accuse others of behavior you also exhibit yourself
 * Insist on needless bureaucracy
 * Repeat old issues just because you didn't like the outcome
 * Ignore everybody who disagrees with you

When dealing with process, don't

 * Invoke process for its own sake
 * Make up rules and insist that other people follow them
 * Speak in cryptograms
 * Scream 'admin abuse' at the least provocation
 * Arbitrarily oppose admin candidates

Other than that
Do write an encyclopedia! Your help is welcome.