User:RaeCharles

Beginnings
Jeremy Corbert was born on the 1st of April 1988 inside the Waipu Caves. He was the second eldest son of Clancy Corbert, famous for being the first man to have sexual intercourse, and a child, with a robot. Jeremys mother was a robot that Clancy built in his own shed out of old car parts and a vibrating toothbrush. He was raised solely by his older brother, Cleborg Corbert, another one of Clancys creations and an avid startrek fan who bought Jeremy up to speak primarily in Clingon. Due to such a troubled upbringing Jeremy did not fit in well when he first attended Waipu Primary School. He was mercilessly teased about his 'funny clothes, funny talk and how he had never seen a tv before'. At the age of 10 he was severly beaten due to his racial intolerance. He was stabbed multiple times in the face after calling an old man a 'Banjo lipped Bink' refering to the mans 'huge' lips and his mixed heritage.

Teenage Years
During his teens a crippling porn addiction took over most aspects of Jemos life. This addiction turned Jeremy into a social recluse and part hunchback, his wrist never recovered. While in high school, Jeremy started a fad that took the whole world by storm. It was his english teacher that first became aware of the poetic darkness inside this troubled half man half vibrating toothbrush. Although she notced that his smile 'shone like a thousand suns'. She encouraged our young hero to express his inner feelings using fashion and interpretive dance. His dancing never amounted to anything, but after being spotted in the street by New Zealand fashion designer, Jesus. H. Christian (pronounced Hey-Zeus Chris-Stoff-Fish-In) his style became international renowned after Jesus snatched the style for his latest collection entitiled 'As I Lie Bleeding on a Big Pile of My Chemical Romance), and emo was born.

Now
Jemo no longer expresses his inner most angst through fashion, but spends numerous hours at the gym, believeing that 'one day his turn will come', but it won't.

What does the Future hold?
Very little, due to a horrible tie dying insident, Jemo now longer has the use of his arms, legs or almost any other part of his body. He is learning to communicate by using his left toe. This is made even more remarkable by the fact that he still uses the complex language of Clingon.

Recent Sightings
9th of September 2008 at around 2.30pm, Jemo was spotted 'breathing heavily and looking kind of sweaty' outside Ponsonby Primary School in central Auckland, New Zealand.