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Raeburn Kinkade

RAEBURN KINKADE

Raeburn Sebastian Kinkade (born 20 May 1975) is a British broadcaster and independent docu-journalist; little known outside of London, Kinkade’s often strange and controversial opinions have landed him in hot water from time to time but have made him something of a cult figure. Kinkade has recently announced his intent to run for a parliamentary position; although this position is currently unknown he has been on the campaign trail through the country.

Biography

Kinkade was born in Bristol, but despite this handicap has gone on to be on the verge of a television and political career. Kinkade’s parentage is thus far unknown as he refuses to give anything away about his past, though it has been speculated his father was a Bristolian fishmonger named William Crumb and that Kinkade changed his name when he finished further education.

Kinkade claims to have passed an MA in a Media based course but refuses to name the institute he studied at or the course that he took. It was during Kinkade’s time in further education that he claims to have had sexual encounters with several big name television personalities, including Carol Smiley and Lorraine Kelly.

Documentaries

Kinkade on… Cults- Kinkade spent some time in and around a small village in the south-east where he claimed a new cult was beginning to form. Interviewing people from the village and so-called experts Kinkade’s documentary was pulled before it was aired on Channel 5, the company claimed it presented a wholly one sided and manipulative view.

Kinkade on…

After Kinkade on… Cults was pulled by Channel 5 Raeburn Kinkade set up his own production company and has made further as yet unseen additions to the Kinkade on… series, all self-funded and produced Kinkade has since been trying to find a suitable channel for his films to air.

Political Aspirations

A short video on his Production Company website reveals Kinkade’s ambition of running for a parliamentary position. Although the video seems to be tongue-in-cheek some of Kinkade’s critics have claimed that he is entirely series about the process and the video reveals the ‘real’ him.

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