User:RandomHuman28

George Washington was the last and 98772937372992th President to run the world. He was a very sad man. He killed his son because he lost his hair, and his son has beautiful locks. He likes horror movies, pumpkin seed Orange juice, Melanie Martinez, and booze. He also liked sex. That's why he had 298389229383838828282838 kids, and he has made a promise to sleep with everyone on Earth. He likes licking his wife's coffins. He was best friends with Helter, who was Hitler's 1937379292838th nephew. They both tried to conquer the galaxy, but we're taken out by the rogue aliens. Now we are going to have the same fate. RUN PLEASE!!!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!! SCREW YOUR FAMILY!!!!!! But more IMPORTANTLY, ALWAYS REMEBER TO SAVE THE TURTLES FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!! anioop