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The Beet

Andy "The Beet" Beetlestone is a cult legend. Growing up in the depths of Gosport he is rumoured to be the originator of the popular classic "Yarmouth Town" After venturing through the Amazon rainforest following "the path" armed only with a grenade and a lighter, he found solice in internet dating.

Nowadays "the beet" resides in his hometown of Alverstoke enjoying the luxury of his recent purchase of a Mitsubish FTO which he was not ripped off for. Even if he did pay twice the price and double that on repair costs. But in a statement he adds "It is well cushty and everyone turns their heads when I goes past innit" Research has shown this is due to the fact he was driving on the pavement due to a cold.

"The Beet" is also an expert Jet Skier, Hair Model and Vacuum Salesman