User:Randy O'Cleese/sandbox

Randy O'Cleese Jakeleq Horaciano "Randy" Oklizza is the dimwitted emotionally dysfunctional, mustachioed, Northern Polish alien incumbent/anti-terrorism officer native to the fictitious North Poland subcontinent of the Republic of Przech, or more commonly referred to as what is now known as Przechistan. He works for the fictional Przech Defense Forces (PDF) When Randy was a child, his mother, Morgana, was killed while she was hunting for her family's food supply, and was mauled to death by a Zipiho, or "zebra tiger". In 2012, There were many griefs resentfulness-es to The country's oldest and most prized legitimate ruler, Admiral Chairman Sei`s Fascal Amnopeepeepoopoo. Randy was adopted by his mother, a caring, god-loving, Przech nun, Sister Osmelda Kaia, and didn't really know his father, until one day he thought a Rabbi on a bus was his dad. Randy, curious and full of wonder at the time wanted to meet his father. When Randy was 18, He moved to America as a legal alien, where he searched to find his dad, Osario, an abusive, alcoholic, white-beater wearing schmuck. Randy remembered his father Telling him something when he meet him. He said "When you're grown-up, come find me in Israel. But, Randy never saw his father again. He was held by his mother thousands of times, but he was never, held by his father. He is the main protagonist, and he was Voiced by Alex McFarlane.

Bud Kensenton Donald Rutherford Billy-Bob Jameson Kensenton III, is a white-folk southern crop-farmer, and Randy O'Cleese's only best friend. He is a stereotypical redneck/farmer kind of life-stylist. Like most country-bumpkin beer-hauling buzz-kills, Bud is portrayed as an Idiot. He talks with a thick, Southern-style accent. He lives on Rory's Ranch, and claims his father, Donald Rutherford Billy-Bob Curtis Jameson Kensenton II was shot, and either has no recollection of his father's (or like bud says "My Pa") murder, or doesn't like to talk about it. He is one of the main protagonists, and is also voiced by Alex McFarlane.

Jack Willist Jack David Willist is the part-Scottish, nervous, and promptly gay ex-rival of Randy Cleese. Jack helped Randy get out of prison in Gateway to Paris, and they are now good friends. He is the main treutagonist. He is also voiced by Alex McFarlane.

Slappy Dunes Slaparthemel Slapmopolithan "Slappy" Dunes is the incredibly dim-witted Israeli terrorist, who has himself surrounded by many Arabic, Islamic, Muslim, and Jewish cultures and religions and he is the series' main antagonist. He is voiced by Alex McFarlane. He also becomes very emotionally intrigued by the begginning riff of the song "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.