User:Randycrab

The wisdom of Claire and Darren is infinite. He fixes ALL electrical goods and she provides the beverages that sustain the immense intelligence of his mechanical brain. When they combine both their powers, there are no limits to what they can and will achieve. To become as knowledgeable as these two genius' of the modern world, first you must master the exercise of watching television whilst drinking copious amounts of tea and coffee.

Lesson two to join Claire and Darren on the board of judges for the Noble Prize, is the art of napping. Whilst watching your television and drinking the ridiculous amount of tea and coffee, you must plan you day and time whereby you can nap for a total of one and a half hours. You timing must be precise both in when you nap and the length of time you nap. By being exact to the minute of this art form, you are ensuring you will still be able to receive the perfect nights sleep to prepare you for the day ahead where you continue on the path to enlightened intelligence.

In lesson three, comes one of the many challenges you will face on the path to an IQ of 1,000,000+. After your peaceful nights sleep, you must now train your brainand hand coordination by playing Fifa on the world renowned (rumours state that Claire and Darren themselves created the concept of video gaming) Playstation 3. You must reach the highest level achievable on this mind and hand training game. Once you have reached said level of awesomeness, you must begin the game again and now reach the height again whilst consuming the fine beverage of Jack Daniels and CocoCola. Two ice cubes only, no more, so as not to dilute and receive the full effect of the bourbon so lovingly made by the incredible Claire and Darren.