User:Rattyredthumb

Ratty Red Thumb

Ratty Red Thumb is a title I have bestowed onto my friend Lofty. This all started when Lofty and I were being silly at work, she called me a weasel and in turn I retaliated and called her Ratty. One boring afternoon in work Lofty and myself were pinging elastic bands into the wall. Lofty is not very good at this and while in the process of playing the game, hurt her thumb and it went red. This is where the name Ratty Red Thumb comes from.

Much to my surprise as the afternoon progressed I started to develop a song in my head and it was titled Ratty Red Thumb, it goes a little something like this

RATTY RED THUMB...... DUM DUM DUM DUM RATTY RED THUMB DUM DUM DUM DUM

BADAAAAA BOOO EEEEEE RATTY RED THUMB BUBUMMMMMMM

RATTY IS CALLIINNNGGGG MEEEEEE

Ratty red thumb Bumbadummmm

Pick up your phone its ratty red thumb Bumdabum bum

Ratty calling Ratty calling

Answer your phone Its Ratty red thumb I am not dumb Its ratty red thumb Ratttttyyyyyyyy Reddddd Thummmmbbbb

BADAAAAA BOOO EEEEEE Ratty…… Ratty…… Ratty ….. Red…..Red ….Red Thhhhuuuummmmmbbbbbbbb

RATY RED THUMB...... DUM DUM DUM DUM RATTY RED THUMB DUM DUM DUM DUM

Then after I wrote the song, Lofty decided to sing it, record it on her phone and save it as her ring tone, so if ever you are on the train or out and about and you hear this tune, you know you have met the great Ratty Red Thumb.

That concludes my information about the great Ratty Red Thumb.