User:Raul654/fun

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 * A challenge to the math geeks here - my humble proof that 0 = 1

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 * I realise it sounds stupid, but ¶ does look (very slightly) like a little handgun (barrel downward). Perhaps its a revolutionary rebus? -- Finlay McWalter |  Talk 22:14, 23 Apr 2004 (UTC)
 * It's a sign - the revolution is starting! Who should we line up against the wall first? &rarr;Raul654 22:16, Apr 23, 2004 (UTC)
 * This is wikipedia - things don't work like that. We'll have a long argument about what to call the wall, a series of quickpolls to decide on who'll be shot and who'll do the shooting, and then the bullets will be slowly pushed into the most unpopular person.  In the meantime, someone new will take the wall down and build a model of Barad-dûr with the bricks. -- Finlay McWalter |  Talk 22:23, 23 Apr 2004 (UTC)

The angriest edit in the history of Wikipedia:


 * Why are you so hostile toward me, Raul654? We do not know each other and are not likely to encounter each other outside this forum, so surely while I am here you can at least be civil and reasonable toward me. I think to do otherwise would be to verify the hypothesis that Plautus satire is being persecuted for personal reasons. I can assure you, we both want the same thing here, to find and remove unsupportable crap from the entries, and perhaps, if we're lucky, to insert something nobody else knew. - Plautus satire 03:03, 26 Feb 2004 (UTC)
 * I am hostile to you because it amazes me to think of all the time I and other have wasted watching you to make sure you obey the rules. You've driven away good users. At any time during the past 2 weeks you have been here, you could have decided - "Hrmm... I think I'll make inarguably good edits, and that way, people won't think bad of me". You could have gone over to golf or eraser or any of a million other articles and helped out there with obviously good edits. Instead, you go from one article to another, adding your crack pot theories and half-assed evidence that (more often than not) doesn't support you. Now that the tide of public sentiment has risen against you and you are going to become the first person that the (broken) system actually manages to get rid of, you come here and urge restraint. Coming from you, this is laughable! - when have you shown restraint during the past 2 weeks? You want to bury the hatchet - I'm not buying it. Neither is anyone else. &rarr;Raul654 03:11, Feb 26, 2004 (UTC)

Merry Christmas Mark!
 * For some reason, stuffing stockings / forcing onesself into a tight chimney / getting all the good & bad girls' and boys' names makes me think of you... :) -Dan M. (former roommate)