User:RayCampbell

Excelsior
There is a God called Excelsior and he is the mightiest of them all. He resides in his mighty fortress Fort Apache where only the chosen few may go. No-one knows what Excelsior looks like as it is physically impossible to draw Excelsior, take a photo of him or capture him on video.

Fort Apache
Fort Apache is Excelsior's fortress in the sky, it's whereabouts are unknown as Excelsior moves Fort Apache around at will as he enjoys sightseeing the Earth and keeping an eye on his followers, the Excelsiites.

The Excelsiites
These are the chosen ones who have made the best decision in their life by choosing to follow Excelsior. There is little involved in following Excelsior except that you must praise Excelsior at least 10-15 times a day (that is just a minimum, you may praise Excelsior as much as you like). There is an Excelsior hierarchy. The top men in Excelsiism are:

Hugh O'Donoghue - Grand Gorgon Ray Campbell - Master of Ceremonies Ciaran Concannon - Royal Paladin lvl 9 David Buckley - Venerable Dreadnought Steve McSweeney - Grand Vizier

Niall Browne
Niall Browne is the exact opposite of Excelsior. He is a cranky and cantankerous. Do not be fooled by his outwardly appearance, he may look like us but he is just waiting to drag us all down to his pit of evil. He goes by other names as well; el Brownablo and Brownelzebub. Niall lives in BrowneTowne which is an evil place where Niall Browne tortures poor souls who did not accept Excelsior into their lives. It is also believed that Niall Browne is Aesexual

John Wayne
It is not widely known that John Wayne is actually the porphet of Excelsior. He has always advocated the teachings of Excelsior and through those teachings has achieved spiritual enlightenment and gone to Fort Apache where he hangs out with Excelsior and other people who achieved spiritual enlightenment and gone to Fort Apache.

Praising Excelsior
Praising Excelsior is very easy to do and is outlined in the following steps:

1. Take the index finger (peter pointer) of your left hand and extend it 2. Take the index finger (peter pointer) of your right hand and extend it 3. Cross one over the other to form an X 4. Finally with your fingers in place clear your throat and announce loudly "Praise Excelsior"