User:RayHernandezChristiansen

Early Life Raymundo "Ray" Hernandez-Christiansen was born March 1, 2004. Ray experienced a rough childhood. As a puppy a crazy lady locked him in a closet all day. He once bit kids when they came in the backyard.

Personal Life Ray is noted as being an exterme racist and a grand wizard in the kkk. He is the most interesting dog in the world. He drives a Dodge Ram 5500 Cummins Diesel 4x4. He once killed 3000 people. Ray has been number one on the fbi top ten wanted for the last 20 years. He once got a girl pregnant after getting a vasectamy. People let him walk them. He was once executed and survived to tell his grandchildren. He is a veteran of the American Revolution and every American war since. He once killed an enemy in battle with the power of his mind. He once hit a homerun for the Brewers and scored a touchdown for the Packers at the same time. He once shot 2 deer without even pulling the trigger. Ray has been knnown for smoking in public without the police saying anything to him. His liver is 99% damaged from his heavy consumption of alcohol. He once found waldo without opening the book. He won the presidential election even though he never ran for office. Bigfoot cannot be found because he is hiding from Ray since he owes him $0.62.