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Tom and Wendy's wedding

The Wedding of Tom and Wendy was a pre-nuptual, religio-social event that occurred on 20 January 2018. It resulted in Tom Sleight, famously the most rats man in the Royal Navy, taking himself irrevocably out of the game. Historians still do not agree on the exact cause of Wendy's mistake; with most historians falling into one of two camps: either it was hereditary blindnes, or a momentary loss of sanity.

Background

With the advent of Tinder and other modern, technological dogging apps, Tom was able to overcome a variety of physical and mental impediments that would likely have caused his permanent removal from the gene pool in all normal conditions. To his benefit, Wendy agreed to more than one date.

The rest, to save their probable children from school bullying -- is history.

Arrival

Concurrent to Tom's wedding planning, and a crucial underlying factor throughout the entire day was the sad tale of Isaac Salt's coming obesity crisis. The net result of those pies was a man physically unable to carry out his duties as loveable rogue, and ultimately resulted in a late arrival at Tom's pre-wedding, pre-1200 bonanza.

Additionally we learnt that Sam could only be cheered up through wonton gambling, an unfortunate foreshadowing of his future ruin.

The Event

TBC