User:Rccardreamer

Jeff'D'in-it Trying your hardest to do nothing at all, while putting on the fa-sad of doing everything. Big text

''Also: Trying hard to find places to sleep at work. Please see example thumbnail.''

'''Examples of Jeff'D'in-it:

'"I was a lawyer" translation: I worked for a telemarketer.

'''"I was a lineman" translation: I installed residential cable TV.

'''"I am a licensed Contractor" translation: My house if falling apart.  "They put me on all the important jobs" translation: I have been kicked off all the other jobs.'''

'Warning: If you try to Jeff'D'in-it, you may experience severe weight gain, sleepiness, the urge to blurt out random things to strangers to try and impress them, talk more than you work, eat more than you work, try to degrade others while making yourself look like a fool. '  Big text