User:Rcodes10/Zoo Pals

Zoo Pals ...

Origin
Zoo Pals are a Hefty brand paper plates that come to life when you arent looking. Few cases have been reported that they have killed any children or families, but there still have been a few. Albert Einstein had been creating zoo pals since the 1940's and is still living in a Zoo Pal box, experimenting on whether they could be used as a war machine weapon or not.

Uses
Zoo Pals were once used by Adolf Hitler to overthrow the country of France, but had failed. So then Hitler tried to come up with some other tactics and ended up using small 1cm tall, green, American army guys and had then beaten the French Prime Dictator at a game of twister and stretego,until the Prime Dictator finally gave up, giving Hitler the control of France in 160 B.C.E.

Rumors
Will Zoo Pals be in the next Toy Story movie? NO! they will be in Texas Chainsaw Massacre XCIV. THEY WILL BE WEARING THE MASKS.