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The Love Guru  is a fictional character in <The Love Guru. In 1975 at 12 years old Pitka became a guru with the intent to be a Lothario, his guru , Guru Tugginmypudha(Ben Kingsley ) cross eyed from excessive Masturbation makes Pitka wear a Chastity belt, the device has a large elephant head codpiece , when exposed it makes a trumpeting noise. When he gets an Erection it causes a loud dinging noise. It does not protect his genitalia from pain. Pitka is warned that if he attempts to masturbate he will get Strabismus like his guru.

In 2008 he was the number 2 guru in the world to Deepak Chopra who succeeded faster. Pitka lives a lavish life and has a servant he is his close friend Rajneesh. Pitka desires to become the number one guru.

Pitka is a Dating coach with many celebrity clients and followers including

Val Kilmer, Jessica Simpson and Mariska Hargitay. In Canada, Jane Bullard(Jessica Alba) is the new owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs due to her father passing away. Her star player Darren Roanoke is separated from his wife and she has began dating his rival.

This causes Darren’s hands to shake and he’s unable to play properly. Jane hires Pitka, she is a huge fan of his work and has a crush on him. Pitka immediately

falls in love with Jane at first sight. If Pitka is able to fix Darren’s relationship, the team will win the Stanley Cup.

Pitka is immature and insecure but his methods eventually work.

Relationships :

Jane Bullard :

the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs. She is 18 years younger than Maurice.

Coach Cherkoff ( portrayed by Verne Troyer) is the short tempered coach of the Toronto Maple leafs. Pitka and him do not get along at first, Pitka mocks his Dwarfism. After mocking him and causing them to lose games he punches Pitka in the crotch, Pitka suffering from thirty three years of Blue balls groans and hunches grabbing his crotch.

Pitka takes Omar Sharif’s name in vain and shouts “ MY 'BALLS! “'

has a Tantrum about the pain in his Scrotum, Gonad and Testicles

Concept and creation
Mike Myers came up with the character after his father’s death, becoming more spiritual. He spent many years on an original character of the Guru Pitka.

Appearances
The Love Guru

Reception
Initially criticized for being portrayed by a Canadian actor as of Indian descent, Pitka is actually an American raised in India , pursuing becoming a guru in order to be loved by women.