User:Reallyoldturtle

- I can make really good paper airplanes. - I can turn my arm by 360 degrees. - I can blow balloons really big. - I can shout at the TV in an irritating manner. - I can squirt water from underneath my tongue. - I can levitate. - I can make funny faces. - I can make you sleep.

Otherwise, I am totally useless. And yes, I take the name of 'How I Met Your Mother' and football, some 300 times a day. So stay away.

Did I say, that I can avoid bird flu and give inspiring speeches on sacrificing white bunnies and hang their legs in the ceiling to bring good luck ?