User:Realtoinedeal8

As the legend be told, the two greatest heroes this world has ever created. From an early age, they discovered they had super powers. Unusual ones such as : incredible ass - getting abilities, invulnerability to hate, death, and bad looks. Once discovered super power when they stood in front of a mirror. And with the help of all the north americans, they successfully established a border (which can be seen on a map or a globe), that keeps those french canucks out of these beautiful united states. If you like driving your car in the morning, than say "thank you Max, for inventing the wheel". If you like electricity say "thank you Dan, for inventing electricity". Despite rumors of Ben Frank, all he did was play with a kite like a little school child! If somebody at one point in your life has told you that you look good, they lied! Max and Dan are the only definitions of good looking and anything that relates to great looks! The heroes were the first to tell the Celtics to draft a young Paul Pierce, because Boston is filled with Bosses such as ourselves (were currently on our quest for banner 18, as of february 2011, thinking about 19 in 2012 already.) Originally was the cast of SNL before they downgraded to only star comedians. Another well known fact they ended world war 2 when they bull rushed a cornered Adolf Hitler and smacked the flavor out his mouth, and knocked his mustache back into the don't ever try that ish again vault, it's still there hundreds of leagues below the sea. Max Grabar's the real Batman, the one you see on cartoon network is pretty much his real life, they should've casted him for the dark knight, but he christian bailed on the role (a term used because christian bale is a talentless actor who plays the same person no matter the role he's playing.) Also you may have figured out when watching him fly on the basketball court, but Daniel Kenyhercz is actually Superman, he doesn't like to rub it in because he's modest but he saves men, woman and children on a daily bases. At the end of the day it's hard to be these unique heroes, they get so much ass thrown at them it's like their at a donkey convention.