User:Rebecca Ward

Rebecca Ward (married name: Rebecca Ward Kennedy) began doing stand-up comedy in late 1983. She moved to the San Francisco area because her first boyfriend invited her to move to California. After five years of intense mail communication, she moved to California to be with him and he broke up with her within a few months.

Here are a couple of Rebecca's comedy quotes:

"I'm part Indian but my husband isn't. So every time we play Monopoly he tries to get me drunk and steal my properties a little at a time...."

"Do you suppose anyone at NASA has ever been fired for staring off into space?"

"I went to an aerobics class. The teacher said 'I want everyone to touch their toes and straighten their knees..." I said, "make up your mind...I'm not doing both". So now I take "Supreme Court Aerobics". You spend the whole time leaning to the right."

Rebecca met John Kennedy at a comedy club in late 1988. Their first date lasted 58 hours. They got married August 26, 1990. Their three sons were born in 1992, 1995 and 2000.

Rebecca lost her father in 2003. He was born in 1924. Her mother was born in 1939. Rebecca was born December 23, 1960 and her four sisters were subsequently born in the years 1962, 1964, 1970 and 1981.