User:Rebeka.henderson

Heath Oliver Weaver was born in October, the 20th to be exact, of 1967. He grew up Redneck, but eventually turned to the Bright Side, the Democrats. His mother had Big Boomer Energy because she was, in fact, a Boomer. (1944). Heath, however, has Boomer Energy, but he did not make the cutoff. He used to hunt, especially for dates and ladies. He could get ANY woman. He once had a girlfriend that was 6'1. Weaver dropped out of high school with a .8 GPA. However, this extravagant guy defied all the odds and became an incredibly successful human being. He joined the military, and eventually went to the Great School of IUSB. He graduated and went on to Notre Dame Law School. Fun fact, he received his high school Diploma the same year he received his law degree. This makes him The Greatest Person Alive. Even his craps are better than yours. After quitting (failing) as a lawyer, he decided to follow his dream and teach relatively mediocre high school students the wonders of Philosophy, History, Law Education, International Relations, History of the Americas, and English.He very well could be considered to be a sugar baby, as he lives on Wayne Street, and makes Custom Vans every day. His wife is a Nurse and is the provider for him, his three cats, and his two disappointing children. On Fridays, he wears eccentric outfits. It is the one day he is in his natural habitat. He will never die, because he can bench 350 and can fight any attacker, including stair-pushers. The End. PS, he is the greatest Mock Trial coach to ever exist.