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Pablo Picasso was a spy for Nazi Germany. Charles Lindbergh and George Orwell were also Nazi German double agents; Lindbergh was a German mole for the United States while Orwell was a Freemason mole for Germany. Woodrow Wilson was also a (pre-Nazi) German mole for the United States.George Orwell was a mind-controlled slave of the real-life Ministry of Truth, writing Animal Farm in a zoo under the influence of a trance.

The sinking of the RMS Lusitania involved a German plan to provoke the United States into entering World War I.

Mark Twain and Charles Fort were friends and wrote about the same events in their separately published books.

Plato was a mercenary-turned-statesman who was murdered by his students.

Aristotle was murdered by Alexander the Great's soldiers.

Mark Twain and John Wilkes Booth were spies for the Confederate States of America (Twain being a spymaster), which was run by vampires and funded by the Rothschild family, during the American Civil War.

The Great Pyramid of Giza and Stonehenge were built to store records, including the secret of the lost scrolls of Hermes Trismegistus (who was actually a human who pretended to be a god) and a large store of alien blueprints that can be used to construct spacecraft and other advanced technology, all within the former. The Black Pyramid was intended to be the original Library of Alexandria, the Library of Giza; it would have contained all the knowledge of ancient times. The Black Pyramid was destroyed by Alexander the Great, who burned the copies of the books he found there.

Toussaint Louverture was a member of the Knights of the Golden Circle, a branch of the Bavarian Illuminati. It allied with the United States under the guidance of Henry Clay in order to help blacks gain freedom from slavery, planning and leading the slave revolts in the Southern United States.

The Boston Tea Party was a secret plan by the Freemasons to dump a large amount of silver into the sea, causing a rise in its price.

Movies and radio were invented ten years earlier than is thought.

The 1929 stock market crash was caused by a secret conspiracy involving J. P. Morgan and John D. Rockefeller, both members of the same vampire family that funded the Nazis. The Great Depression was created by this conspiracy in order to increase the power of the United States government so it could enforce control over the population through fascism.

George Washington Adams and John C. Frémont were both involved in a land fraud together.

The Nazis were created and led by Freemasons; their major aims were to blame the Jews for the problems in the world and to gain Middle Eastern oil supplies.

In the late 19th century and early 20th century, Jules Verne, Thomas Edison, and Nikola Tesla were all working on devices that could be used to destroy London.

Alfred Nobel, the Central Intelligence Agency, the British royal family, the Chicago Outfit, and a Freemasonic criminal conspiracy were deliberately responsible for the formation of the Republic of Texas, the United Nations, and the European Union as well as the invention of the birth control pill and the assassinations of Howard Hughes, John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr.; and Franklin D. Roosevelt (who survived the sinking of the Titanic) by Bill Wolf; the assassination of Kennedy was to stop him from exposing the conspiracy to the world and from starting World War III.

Franklin D. Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy were both mind-controlled by a faction of the Rothschild family.

John F. Kennedy, Howard Hughes, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Al Capone, Oliver Cromwell, William McKinley, and Ignatius L. Donnelly were all killed by vampires.

L. Ron Hubbard, Gerald Ford, Jack Parsons, David Koresh, and Jim Jones were all members of the Ordo Templi Orientis, an anti-Freemason offshoot of Freemasonry which has claimed since its founding that the Masons were founded by Julius Caesar.

Hollywood is distinctly anti-Freemasonic. Rudolph Valentino, Charlie Chaplin (who was responsible for the death of Sarah Bernhardt), Humphrey Bogart, Jean Harlow, Clark Gable, Charles Laughton, Orson Welles (a former Mason), Rush Limbaugh, Frank Sinatra, William Shakespeare, and Edgar Allan Poe were all anti-Masons; David Duke, Louis Farrakhan, and Sean Hannity are all currently anti-Masons. Anti-Masonic works include Fight Club, Gladiator, the The Matrix and James Bond films, the Star Wars Holiday Special, the film National Treasure, and Shakespeare's Macbeth, The Merchant of Venice, The Tempest, Othello, Hamlet, King John, and Richard III.

Lemuel Gulliver was real, a Freemason, a secret agent, and his ship the HMS Seguin was actually a submersible vessel, although his voyage to Lilliput was invented by the Masons.

King Solomon's temple contained a secret passage to inner Earth, which was later discovered by Allan Quatermain (who was a real, 1,001-year-old Freemason vampire).

Wild Bill Hickok killed Luke Short and was subsequently killed by Jack McCall, who was hired by Short's fellow Freemasons.

Both the 1989 film Batman and The Birds secretly contain the words "A HUSH", a code used by Freemasons to alert each other of danger; it is unknown which people involved in their production were Masons or what "danger" is referred to. Similarly, both the 1963 film The Manchurian Candidate and JFK contain the phrase "AS YOU KNOW".

Benjamin Franklin, Hadrian, Winston Churchill, Lewis Carroll, Henry Ford, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (who was a time traveler), Galileo Galilei, Montezuma, Cleopatra, Eleanor Roosevelt, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Leif Erikson, Moses, George Gershwin, Golda Meir, Paracelsus, Mohammed, Harriet Tubman, Annie Oakley, Leonardo Da Vinci, Johann Sebastian Bach, Thomas Edison, Benedict Arnold (who was a knight), Christopher Columbus, Ghengis Khan, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Joseph Stalin, Hideki Tojo, Adolf Hitler, John C. Calhoun, H. G. Wells (who created mind control), Haile Selassie, Alexander the Great, Charles De Gaulle, Guglielmo Marconi, Herman Melville, Charles Baudelaire, Edgar Allan Poe, Lord Byron, François Rabelais, Sigmund Freud, Friedrich Nietzsche, the fall of the Inca Empire, the Napoleonic Wars, the sinking of Atlantis, the Spanish Inquisition, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the fall of the Byzantine Empire, the assassination of William McKinley, the sinking of the Titanic, the rise of the British Empire, World War I, the Boston Tea Party, the American Revolution, the French Revolution, the internment of the Japanese, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy (to prevent him from exposing the conspiracy), the Dark Ages, the myth of Hermes Trismegistus, the religion and civilization of ancient Egypt, the rise of Rome, the Klondike Gold Rush, the invention of the printing press, and the fall of the Maya Empire were all connected by secret science, forbidden knowledge, a lost treasure, a terrible secret, a secret society, a mysterious conspiracy, a series of murders, and a plan by the Knights Templar; the conspiracy, called the Grand Conspiracy, was first formed after the assassination of Caesar by Caesar's assassins, including Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus, and Gaius Trebonius.

Hernán Cortés; Genghis Khan; Robert the Bruce; Yogi Berra; Cal Ripken, Sr.; and Mark Twain were all Knights Templar while Pedro Martínez is currently one. Jimmy Carter is a descendent of one of the original leaders of the Knights.

Nelson Mandela planned to kill Adolf Hitler.

Giacomo Casanova was a spy for France.

Sherlock Holmes was real and a 33rd-degree Freemason who tried to expose the order and wrote several books about it.

Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee were both Knights of the Golden Circle.

George Washington and Thomas Jefferson both had slaves who were involved in the Louisiana Purchase and the Lewis and Clark Expedition; these slaves were killed by Freemasons, though the exact details are unknown.

Ernest Hemingway, William Penn, Martin Luther, William Blake (who was a time-traveling genie and a blacksmith), Johannes Gutenberg, Aristotle, Johann Sebastian Bach, Ferdinand Magellan, Cleopatra, Sigmund Freud, Frederick the Great, Roger Bacon, Voltaire (who was a time-travelling grave robber), Johannes Kepler, Hammurabi, Jack Kerouac, Charles Darwin, Thomas Jefferson, Adolf Hitler, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, John F. Kennedy, John D. Rockefeller, Pablo Picasso, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Saladin, Thomas Edison, and Mary Todd Lincoln were all part of the House of Habsburg, connected by a secret bloodline. The last two were also descendants of the Visconti of Milan, who were the same as the House of Habsburg, only from the other branch of the family. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

In 1912, 13-year-old Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr., is horseback riding with his Boy Scout troop at Arches National Park in Utah. While scouting caves, Indy discovers a group of grave robbers who have found a golden crucifix belonging to Coronado and steals it from them, hoping to donate it to a museum. The men give chase through a passing circus train, leaving Indy with a bloody cut across his chin from a bullwhip and a new phobia of snakes. Indy escapes, but the local sheriff makes him return the cross to the robbers, who immediately turn it over to a mysterious benefactor wearing a Panama hat. Impressed with Indy's bravery, the leader of the robbers gives Indy his fedora to encourage him to not give up.

In 1938, Indy battles "Panama Hat" and his henchmen on a ship off the storm-blasted coast of Portugal, and escaping overboard just before the ship explodes, he recovers the cross and donates it to Marcus Brody's museum. Later, Indy is introduced to Walter Donovan, who informs him that his father, Henry Jones, Sr., has vanished while searching for the Holy Grail, using an incomplete inscription from a stone tablet as his guide. Indy receives Henry's Grail diary via mail from Venice, Italy, and heads there with Marcus, where they meet Henry's Austrian colleague Dr. Elsa Schneider. Beneath the library where Henry was last seen, Indy and Elsa discover a set of half-flooded catacombs that house the tomb of a First Crusade knight that contains a complete version of the inscription that Henry had used, revealing the location of the Grail. They flee when the petroleum-saturated waters of the catacombs are set aflame by the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword, a secret society that protects the Grail from evildoers. Indy and Elsa capture one of the Brotherhood, Kazim, who tells Indy where Henry is being held after Indy explains that his only goal is to find his father, not the Grail. Looking through the diary, Marcus finds a map drawn by Henry of the route to the Grail, which begins in Alexandretta. Indy removes the map from the diary, gives it to Marcus for safekeeping, and sends him to İskenderun, the city built on the ruins of Alexandretta, to rendezvous with their old friend Sallah. Elsa begins a sexual relationship with Indy before they depart to find Henry.

Indy and Elsa head to a Nazi-controlled castle in Austria where Henry is being held. Indy finds Henry and frees him only to be quickly captured by SS Colonel Ernst Vogel. He learns that both Elsa and Donovan are actually working with the Nazis and are using the Joneses to find the Grail for them. Elsa kisses Indy goodbye as she departs with Donovan and Vogel. Marcus is captured in Hatay while meeting with Sallah. After their escape from the castle, Henry tells Indy that the Grail is guarded by three booby traps and his diary contains the clues needed to pass them safely. Disguised as an SS officer, Indy recovers the diary from Elsa at a book burning rally in Berlin and comes face to face with Adolf Hitler, who autographs the book without recognizing it or him. Indy and Henry board a Zeppelin to leave Germany, but are forced to escape in its parasite biplane once the Nazis discover them aboard. A dogfight with Luftwaffe fighters ensues; although Indy and Henry are forced to crash-land, they survive and successfully bring down their pursuers.

The 2|two meet up with Sallah in Hatay, where they learn of Marcus's abduction. The Nazis have been equipped by the Sultan of Hatay and are already moving toward the Grail's location, using the map possessed by Marcus. Indy, Henry, and Sallah find the Nazi expedition, which is ambushed by the Brotherhood. During the battle, Henry is captured by Vogel while attempting to rescue Marcus from a tank; Kazim and his comrades are killed. Indy pursues the tank on horseback and, with the aid of Sallah, saves Henry and Marcus. He is caught up in a fight with Vogel, but escapes just before the tank goes over a cliff, sending Vogel to his death.

Indy, Henry, Marcus, and Sallah catch up with the surviving Nazis, led by Donovan and Elsa, who have found the temple where the Holy Grail is kept but are unable to get past the 1|first of 3|three protective traps. Donovan shoots and mortally wounds Henry in order to force Indy to risk his life in the traps to find the Grail and use its healing power to save his father. Using the information in the diary and followed by Donovan and Elsa, Indy safely overcomes the traps (which include fast-moving saw blades, a word puzzle, and a hidden bridge over a bottomless pit) and reaches the Grail's chamber, which is guarded by a knight. He has been kept alive for 700 years by the power of the Grail, which is hidden among dozens of false grails; only the true Grail grants eternal life, while a false one will kill the drinker. Elsa intentionally selects a wrong cup for Donovan, causing him to rapidly age into dust after drinking from it. Indy drinks from a simple clay cup that proves to be the true Grail, but the knight warns that it cannot be taken out of the temple and that its guardian must stay within in order to remain immortal.

Indy fills the Grail with holy water and brings it to Henry, healing him instantly. Elsa disregards the knight's warning and tries to take the Grail with her, causing the temple to collapse around them when she crosses the Great Seal set in the floor at the entrance. When the Grail falls into a chasm in the floor, Elsa plummets to her death trying to recover it, due to her being unable to let go of her obsession with it. Indy nearly suffers the same fate before Henry convinces him to leave it. The Joneses, Marcus, and Sallah escape the temple as the Grail Knight watches them leave. Outside the temple Henry reveals to Indy that Elsa never really believed in the grail and they ride off into the sunset.

Flushed Away

Roddy St. James is an upper class pet rat who makes his home in a posh Kensington flat. While his owners are away on holiday, a common sewer rat named Sid comes spewing out of the sink and decides to stay, especially as England is playing against Germany in the World Cup Final. Roddy schemes to get rid of Sid by luring him into the toilet, but Sid is not fooled, instead throwing Roddy in and flushing him away into the sewer.

Roddy discovers a city resembling London, Ratropolis, made out of various bits of junk, and meets Rita Malone, an enterprising scavenger rat who works the drains in her faithful boat, the Jammy Dodger. Rita is irritated by Roddy initially, but ends up taking him along. Her archenemy the Toad sends his rat henchmen, Spike and Whitey, after her for stealing back her father's prized ruby. The Toad loathes all rodents, and plans to have Roddy and Rita frozen with liquid nitrogen inside an icemaker. The pair escapes, and Rita takes a unique electrical cable that is required to control Ratropolis's floodgates.

Roddy discovers that the ruby is a fake and breaks it in front of Rita. Outraged, Rita tries to attack Roddy, but eventually calms down and explains that she is only angry because her father (quite literally) broke every bone in his body trying to obtain it just for her to find that it was just a worthless fake. Roddy offers Rita a real ruby if she takes him back to Kensington, to which she agrees, and the pair first stops to visit her family before setting off. During Roddy's stay, he overhears a conversation that causes him to think that Rita is selling him to the Toad, so he reneges on the deal and steals the Jammy Dodger. When Rita catches up to him, she is able to clear up the misunderstanding. The pair evades a pursuit from Spike, Whitey, and their accomplices, and incensed at his minions' repeated failures, the Toad sends for his French cousin, known as Le Frog. It is revealed that the Toad was Prince Charles's favorite childhood pet until he was abruptly replaced by a pet rat and subsequently flushed down a toilet, resulting in his hatred of rodents. Le Frog and his subordinates intercept Roddy and Rita and retrieve the cable, sinking the Jammy Dodger in the process, but the duo uses a plastic bag to lift themselves out of the sewer and back to Roddy's home.

Roddy pays Rita the promised ruby and an emerald, then shows her around his house. She at first believes he has family in the home, but notices his cage and realizes he is a pet. Rita tries to persuade Roddy to come with her, but he is too proud to admit that he is lonely. She departs, but is soon captured by the Toad. Talking to Sid about half-time, Roddy pieces together the Toad's plan: to open the gates during halftime of the World Cup, when all the humans will most likely be using their toilets. As a result, a great sewage flood will form and drown Ratropolis in sewage, allowing the Toad to use the city as a home for his tadpole offspring. Roddy gives Sid his cushy position and has Sid flush him back to the sewers. He frees Rita, and together they defeat the Toad and his henchmen and freeze the wave of sewage with his liquid nitrogen. Roddy later joins Rita as a first mate on her new boat. As they set off in the Jammy Dodger 2|II, Le Frog and his hench-frogs are seen hitchhiking back to France. In a mid-credits scene, Roddy's original owner Tabitha brings a new pet cat to surprise him, much to Sid's horror, who is now enjoying the luxuries in Roddy's place.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

A band of pirates discovers a treasure chest full of movie tickets for "The SpongeBob Movie". The pirates cheer and celebrate by singing "the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song" as they head to a theater and see the motion picture.

After SpongeBob SquarePants gets a dream of himself imitating an action film, he wakes up and cheerfully prepares for the opening ceremony for a 2|second Krusty Krab, expecting his boss Mr. Krabs to promote him as the new restaurant manager. Instead, Mr. Krabs names Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob's next-door neighbor and co-worker, as manager, thinking SpongeBob is too immature to handle the role. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs's business rival, Plankton, complains to his computer wife Karen about his failures, being unable to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. When Karen points out plan "Z", a scheme he has yet to attempt, Plankton decides to implement it.

That night, SpongeBob drowns his sorrows in ice cream with his best friend, Patrick Star, at the ice cream parlor. Elsewhere, Plankton steals King Neptune's crown, leaving false evidence to frame Mr. Krabs for the crime, and sends the crown to the distant land of Shell City. The next morning, Neptune barges into the Krusty Krab 2 and threatens Mr. Krabs for his alleged thievery. SpongeBob (who is under the influence of an ice-cream hangover) arrives and chastises Mr. Krabs, but seeing his boss's life at risk shocks SpongeBob back to his senses. He promises Neptune that he will retrieve the crown from Shell City. Neptune is convinced by his daughter Mindy to spare Mr. Krabs for the time being and freezes him instead, ordering SpongeBob to return with the crown in exactly 6|six days. SpongeBob and Patrick leave for Shell City. Soon after, Plankton steals the Krabby Patty formula and uses it to produce and sell Krabby Patties at his restaurant, the Chum Bucket. He also gives away free Chum Bucket helmets to his customers, which are actually mind-controlling devices that Plankton activates to control Bikini Bottom's residents and take over the city. Squidward goes to the Chum Bucket to confront Plankton, but is captured and enslaved by the mesmerized customers.

After overcoming several setbacks on their journey, including outrunning a ravenous frogfish, SpongeBob and Patrick reach a dangerous, monster-filled trench. When they finally conclude that they cannot finish the mission due to their immaturity, they tearfully give up. Mindy arrives at the trench and tells SpongeBob and Patrick about Plankton's plan. She pretends to magically turn them into men by giving them seaweed mustaches. With their confidence boosted, they brave the trench. However, they are confronted by Dennis, a hitman hired by Plankton to eliminate them. Suddenly, Dennis is stepped on by a hard-hat diver that SpongeBob and Patrick believe to be a Cyclops. The Cyclops grabs SpongeBob and Patrick, and takes them to his beachside store, which turns out to be Shell City.

In the store, SpongeBob and Patrick find the crown but are dehydrated and die from the Cyclops's heat lamp. However, their tears short-circuit the lamp's power cord, and its smoke activates the sprinkler system, re-hydrating them and the other dried-up sea creatures intended to be sold as souvenirs. As the vengeful sea creatures attack and overwhelm the Cyclops, SpongeBob and Patrick take the crown and head for the beach, where David Hasselhoff appears and offers them a ride. He swims from the shore to Bikini Bottom, carrying them on his back. Dennis catches up to them, attempting to kill the duo, but is knocked back into the sea by a catamaran. When they arrive at Bikini Bottom, Hasselhoff launches SpongeBob and Patrick down to the Krusty Krab 2.

At the Krusty Krab 2, King Neptune arrives to execute Mr. Krabs, much to Plankton's enjoyment and Mindy's horror, but SpongeBob and Patrick return with the crown just before he can do so. The pair and Mindy confront Plankton, but he drops a king-sized mind-controlling bucket on Neptune, enslaving him and revealing that his plan was not just to steal the Krabby Patty formula but also to set Neptune up so he could take over the world. Before Plankton can direct Neptune to kill them, SpongeBob finally accepts his immaturity and performs a rock ballad called "Goofy Goober Rock". This destroys the mind-controlling helmets, freeing King Neptune, Squidward, and the rest of Bikini Bottom's residents from Plankton's control. Plankton is arrested for his crimes, while Neptune thaws out Mr. Krabs, who promotes SpongeBob to manager of the Krusty Krab 2 in gratitude.

The galaxy is in a period of civil war. Rebel spies have stolen plans to the Galactic Empire's Death Star, a moon-sized space station capable of destroying an entire planet. Princess Leia, secretly one of the Rebellion's leaders, has obtained its schematics, but her starship is intercepted by an Imperial Star Destroyer under the command of the ruthless Sith Lord Darth Vader, an agent to the Empire. Before she is captured, Leia hides the plans in the memory of astromech droid R2-D2, who, along with protocol droid C-3PO, flees in an escape pod to the desert planet Tatooine.

The droids are captured by Jawa traders, who sell them to moisture farmers Owen and Beru Lars and their nephew Luke Skywalker. While cleaning R2-D2, Luke accidentally triggers part of a holographic recording of Leia, in which she requests help from Obi-Wan Kenobi. The only Kenobi whom Luke knows is “Old Ben” Kenobi, an elderly hermit. He asks his uncle if he knows anything, but he curtly drops the subject. The next morning, Luke finds R2-D2 missing, and while searching for him, encounters Old Ben. Ben, who reveals his true name to be Obi-Wan, tells Luke of his days as a Jedi Knight, former peacekeepers of the Galactic Republic who derived their power from an energy field called the Force until they were wiped out by the Galactic Empire. Contrary to what his uncle has told him, Luke learns that his father fought alongside Obi-Wan as a Jedi Knight until Vader, a former pupil of Obi-Wan's, turned to the dark side of the Force and murdered him. Obi-Wan then presents Luke with his father's old weapon, a blue-bladed lightsaber.

R2-D2 plays Leia's message for Obi-Wan, in which she begs him to take the Death Star plans to her home planet of Alderaan and give them to her father for analysis. Obi-Wan invites Luke to accompany him to Alderaan and learn the ways of the Force, but Luke declines, saying his aunt and uncle need him. Returning home, however, he finds Imperial stormtroopers have killed his aunt and uncle and destroyed their farm in their search for the droids, leaving Luke no choice but to accept Obi-Wan's invitation. They travel to a cantina in Mos Eisley, where they hire smuggler Han Solo to transport them. Han is intercepted by Greedo, a bounty hunter working for local mobster Jabba the Hutt, to whom Han owes money; the confrontation ends with Han killing Greedo. Obi-Wan, Luke, R2-D2 and C-3PO flee Tatooine, with Han and his Wookiee co-pilot Chewbacca on their ship the Millennium Falcon.

Death Star commander Grand Moff Tarkin orders the destruction of Alderaan, Leia's home planet, using the station's superlaser as a show of force. The Falcon crew discovers the planet's remains and is captured by the Death Star's tractor beam, which Obi-Wan goes to disable. Luke discovers that Leia is imprisoned on the Death Star and scheduled to be executed, and rescues her with the help of Han and Chewbacca in a swashbuckling series of escapes. His task accomplished, Obi-Wan sees that the others need a distraction to board the Falcon, and sacrifices himself in a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader. They depart the hangar but are caught up by four Imperial TIE starfighters which they fight off. Using a tracking beacon placed on the Falcon, the Imperials follow the rebels to the hidden base on Yavin 4.

Leia's schematics show that the Death Star might be destroyed by firing torpedoes into a two-meter-wide thermal exhaust port that directly leads into its reactor, triggering a chain reaction. Han collects a reward for his role in Leia's rescue, intending to leave and repay Jabba. Luke joins the Rebel squadron in a desperate attack against the approaching Death Star. In the ensuing battle, the Rebels suffer heavy losses in several unsuccessful runs. Vader leads a squadron of TIE fighters and prepares to attack Luke's X-wing, but Han returns and attacks the Imperial fighters, sending Vader spiraling into space. Guided by Obi-Wan's spirit, Luke turns off his targeting computer and uses the Force to guide the torpedoes into the exhaust port. The Death Star explodes just before it can fire on the Rebel base, killing Tarkin and the Imperial troops onboard. In a triumphant ceremony at the base, Leia awards Luke and Han medals for their heroism. Conspiracy Theories

Pablo Picasso was a spy for Nazi Germany. Charles Lindbergh and George Orwell were also Nazi German double agents; Lindbergh was a German mole for the United States while Orwell was a Freemason mole for Germany.

Charles Dickens and Rudyard Kipling were spies for the British Crown.

George Orwell was a mind-controlled slave of the Ministry of Truth, writing Animal Farm in a zoo under the influence of a trance.

The sinking of the RMS Lusitania involved a German plan to provoke the United States into entering World War I.

Mark Twain and Charles Fort were friends and wrote about the same events in their separately published books.

Benjamin Franklin and George Washington had illegitimate children.

The death of Julius Caesar involved the Astors.

Plato was a mercenary-turned-statesman who was murdered by his students.

Aristotle was murdered by Alexander the Great's soldiers.

Abraham Lincoln was a descendent of Christopher Columbus.

The United States funded both sides of the Spanish Civil War and World War II.

Alfred Hitchcock and Benito Mussolini were direct descendants of Queen Victoria.

The U.S. government has systematically assassinated world leaders since the time of the American Civil War.

Jimmy Hoffa was killed by the Mafia.

Mark Twain and John Wilkes Booth were spies for the Confederate States of America, which was run by vampires and funded by the Rothschild family, during the American Civil War.

Albert Einstein was a Scientologist.

The Great Pyramid of Giza and Stonehenge were built to store records, including the secret of the lost scrolls of Hermes Trismegistus in the former, which was also built to appear to be a rough half-mile-long scar across the landscape, with a great block of granite lowered into place where the Black Pyramid would be to this day. The Black Pyramid was intended to be the original Library of Alexandria, the Library of Giza; it would have contained all the knowledge of ancient times. The Black Pyramid was destroyed by Alexander the Great, who burned the copies of the books he found there.

Toussaint Louverture was a member of the Order of the Holy Ghost, a black African secret society. The Order of the Holy Ghost was a branch of the Knights of the Golden Circle, a branch of the Illuminati. It allied with the United States under the guidance of Henry Clay in order to help blacks gain freedom from slavery, planning and leading the slave revolts in the Southern United States.

George Washington Carver and Robert Frost were spies for the Bureau of Investigation-turned-Federal Bureau of Investigation, sent to uncover and eliminate any vampires that might still be in the United States after the Civil War; Carver was ultimately killed by a vampire. William James Sidis was also a spy for the FBI.

The Boston Tea Party was a secret plan by the Masons to dump a large amount of silver into the sea, causing a rise in its price.

Movies and radio were invented ten years earlier than we think.

The 1929 stock market crash was caused by a secret conspiracy involving J. P. Morgan and John D. Rockefeller, both members of the same vampire family that funded the Nazis. The Great Depression was created by this conspiracy in order to increase the power of the government so they could enforce control over the population through fascism.

Matthew Hopkins, the "Witch-Finder General", was a "Mason hunter", sent to kill all of the Masons in the British Empire and killing approximately five hundred Masons. Notable Masons killed by him include Robert Fludd.

The Louisiana Purchase was funded by John Jacob Astor, who secretly traded with the Indians in order to steal their land. George Hearst and William Randolph Hearst were related to the Astors.

George Washington Adams and John C. Frémont were both involved in the same land fraud.

During World War II, the Nazis were created and led by Masons; their major aims were to blame the Jews for the problems in the world and to gain Middle Eastern oil supplies.

Benito Mussolini was used and discarded by the British Empire.

In the late 19th century and early 20th century, Jules Verne, Thomas Edison, and Nikola Tesla were all working on devices that could be used to destroy London.

Al Capone was killed by vampires.

Alfred Nobel, the Central Intelligence Agency, the British royal family, the Chicago Outfit, and a Masonic criminal conspiracy were deliberately responsible for the formation of the Republic of Texas, the United Nations, and the European Union as well as the invention of the birth control pill and the assassinations of Howard Hughes, John F. Kennedy (a direct descendent of Priam), Martin Luther King, Jr.; and Franklin D. Roosevelt (who survived the sinking of the 'Titanic') by the same vampire Irish Republican Army hitman who was a member of the Rosetta Stone Society and who had also assassinated John Quincy Adams; the assassination of Kennedy was to stop him from exposing the conspiracy to the world and from starting World War III.

Woodrow Wilson and Lyman James Briggs were killed by agents of the British royal family.

Franklin D. Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy were both mind-controlled by a faction of the Rothschild family.

John F. Kennedy, Howard Hughes, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Al Capone, Oliver Cromwell, and William McKinley were all killed by vampires.

Charles Darwin and Lord Byron were reptilians.

Percy Bysshe Shelley, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower, William the Conqueror, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Benito Mussolini, Hideki Tojo, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, William H. Seward, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Edison, George H. W. Bush, Woodrow Wilson, Theodore Roosevelt, Martin Van Buren, John D. Rockefeller, and William Shakespeare were all werewolves.

Ignatius L. Donnelly was killed by a vampire after he wrote a paper accusing the Masons of being a vampire conspiracy.

L. Ron Hubbard, Gerald Ford, Jack Parsons, David Koresh, and Jim Jones were all members of the Ordo Templi Orientis, an anti-Mason offshoot of Freemasonry which has claimed since its founding that the Masons were founded by Julius Caesar.

Hollywood is distinctly anti-Masonic. Rudolph Valentino, Charlie Chaplin (who was responsible for the death of Sarah Bernhardt), Humphrey Bogart, Jean Harlow, Clark Gable, Charles Laughton, Orson Welles (a former Mason), Rush Limbaugh, Frank Sinatra, William Shakespeare, and Edgar Allan Poe were all anti-Masons; David Duke, Louis Farrakhan, and Sean Hannity are all currently anti-Masons. Anti-Masonic works include 'Fight Club', 'Gladiator', the 'The Matrix and 'James Bond' films, and William Shakespeare's 'Macbeth', 'The Merchant of Venice', 'The Tempest', 'Othello', 'Hamlet', 'King John', and 'Richard III'.

Christopher Columbus was a Freemason who fled the group, funded his expedition with gold, silver, and technology he stole from the Masons, and used it to build a secret city in the Americas. The British Crown and United States government had a secret plan to mine literal trillions of dollars' worth of gold and silver this city using a machine built by Leonardo da Vinci, but American Indians captured this city, causing conflict. El Dorado, the Seven Cities of Gold, the City of the Caesars, La Canela, Paititi, and Percy Fawcett's "Lost City of Z" all collectively refer to Columbus's city of gold (and possibly other similar locations), but Fawcett was killed by a machete blow to the back by a shape shifter. William Shakespeare was a spy for the English Crown who used his plays to send secret anti-Masonic messages to the Thirteen Colonies so as to instill anti-Masonism in the colonists and thus prevent the Masons from finding Columbus's city. Shakespeare was killed by the Masons to maintain their secret.

Lemuel Gulliver was a real person, a Mason, a secret agent, and his ship the 'HMS Seguin' was actually a submersible vessel, although his voyage to Lilliput was invented by the Freemasons.

King Solomon's temple contained a secret passage to inner Earth, which was later discovered by Allan Quatermain, who was a real person, 1,001-year-old vampire, and a Mason.

The Moon landing was faked by the American government in a last-minute attempt to win the Cold War, shot on sound stages in Catalina, California, and in several other locations around the world.

Wild Bill Hickok killed Luke Short and was subsequently killed by Jack McCall, who was hired by Short's fellow Masons.

Both the 1989 film 'Batman' and 'The Birds' secretly contain the words "A HUSH", a code used by Masons to alert each other of danger; it is unknown which people involved in their production were Masons or what "danger" is referred to. Similarly, both the 1963 film 'The Manchurian Candidate' and 'JFK' contain the phrase "AS YOU KNOW".

Benjamin Franklin, Hadrian, Winston Churchill, Lewis Carroll, Henry Ford, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (who was a time traveler), Galileo, Montezuma, Cleopatra, Eleanor Roosevelt, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Leif Erikson, Moses, George Gershwin, Golda Meir, Paracelsus, Mohammed, Harriet Tubman, Annie Oakley, Leonardo Da Vinci, Johann Sebastian Bach, Thomas Edison, Benedict Arnold (who was a knight), Christopher Columbus, Ghengis Khan, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Joseph Stalin, Hideki Tojo, Adolf Hitler, John C. Calhoun, H. G. Wells (who created mind control), Haile Selassie, Leonardo Da Vinci, Alexander the Great, Charles De Gaulle, Guglielmo Marconi, Herman Melville, Charles Baudelaire, Edgar Allan Poe, Lord Byron, François Rabelais, Sigmund Freud, Friedrich Nietzsche, the fall of the Inca Empire, the Napoleonic Wars, the sinking of Atlantis, the Spanish Inquisition, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the fall of the Byzantine Empire, the assassination of William McKinley, the sinking of the 'Titanic', the rise of the British Empire, World War I, the Boston Tea Party, the American Revolution, the French Revolution, the internment of the Japanese, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy (to prevent him from exposing the conspiracy), the Dark Ages, the myth of Hermes Trismegistus, the religion and civilization of ancient Egypt, the rise of Rome, the Klondike Gold Rush, the invention of the printing press, and the fall of the Maya Empire were all connected by secret science, forbidden knowledge, a lost treasure, a terrible secret, a secret society, a mysterious conspiracy, a series of murders, and a plan by the Knights Templar; the conspiracy, called the Grand Conspiracy, was first formed after the assassination of Caesar by Caesar's assassins, including Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus, and Gaius Trebonius.

Carl Linnaeus was a seer.

Hernán Cortés, Genghis Khan, Robert the Bruce, Yogi Berra, Cal Ripken, Sr.; and Mark Twain were all Knights Templar while Pedro Martínez is currently one. Jimmy Carter is a descendent of one of the original leaders of the Knights.

Nelson Mandela planned to kill Adolf Hitler.

Giacomo Casanova was a spy for France.

Sigmund Freud, Charles Darwin, Jules Verne, Sir William Verner, 3rd Baronet; Charles Darwin, and H. G. Wells were British intelligence operatives; the latter three were anti-German spies for the British government, with Wells writing books about the truth of Nazi Germany. Freud, Wells, J. R. R. Tolkien, and Barack Obama also worked for the British Secret Service.

Sherlock Holmes was a real person and a 33rd-degree Mason who tried to expose the order and wrote several books about it.

Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee were both members of the Knights of the Golden Circle.

Elvis Presley is still alive and a Freemason in hiding.

Voltaire (a grave robber), Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Jean-François Champollion, Ferdinand II of Aragon, Mikhail Bakunin, Edgar Allan Poe, Benjamin Franklin, Patrick Gordon, Adam Weishaupt, Peter Stuyvesant, H. G. Wells, William Wordsworth, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, and Montesquieu were all members of the Rosetta Stone Society, a secret society of time travelers who created the Rosetta Stone to allow for the translation of secret ancient Egyptian messages which can be used to access the Moon space station built by the Masons. The messages tell of the existence of a powerful time machine, the plans to which were given to the Grand Master of the society by John T. Ford, who stole them from the Royal Engineers. The Rosetta Stone Society is responsible for the deaths of John F. Kennedy (by a time-traveling vampire member) and John Wilkes Booth, Giuseppe Verdi writing 'Nabucco', the American Civil War, a changing of the course of the Mississippi River.

George Washington and Thomas Jefferson both had slaves who were involved in the Louisiana Purchase and the Lewis and Clark Expedition; these slaves were killed by Masons, though the exact details are unknown.

Benjamin Franklin had a secret brother, Aaron Franklin, who was a 33rd-degree Mason and the father of Phillis Wheatley.

Ernest Hemingway, William Penn, Martin Luther, William Blake (who was a time-traveling genie and a blacksmith), Johannes Gutenberg, Aristotle, Johann Sebastian Bach, Ferdinand Magellan, Cleopatra, Sigmund Freud, Frederick the Great, Roger Bacon, Voltaire (who was a time-travelling grave robber), Johannes Kepler, Hammurabi, Jack Kerouac, Charles Darwin, Thomas Jefferson, Adolf Hitler, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, John F. Kennedy, John D. Rockefeller, Pablo Picasso, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Saladin, Thomas Edison, and Mary Todd Lincoln were all part of the House of Habsburg, connected by a secret bloodline. The last two were also descendants of the Visconti of Milan, who were the same as the House of Habsburg, only from the other branch of the family.

Atlantis was real and its sinking involved terraforming and space travel. George Washington, Cyrus the Great, and Peter the Great were descended from the Atlantis survivors.

John Wilkes Booth was a descendant of Benjamin Franklin.

Ulysses S. Grant, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Gerald Ford were all secretly related to each other and descended from the lost continent of Antilia.

Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover were secret Rosetta Stone Society time agents assigned to root out the traitorous Bavarian Illuminati and its sympathizers in the 1920s and 1930s, including John Dillinger, Al Capone, and J. Edgar Hoover.

Jesse James was a shapeshifter, a Freemason, and a Pinkerton.

Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Lyman James Briggs, John Wilkes Booth, Jesse James, Frank James, Bonnie and Clyde, Bertrand Russell, James Madison, and Alexandre Dumas were shape shifters; Dumas was also a descendent of Marcus Junius Brutus. O. J. Simpson and Robert Downey, Jr., are also shape shifters.

Bram Stoker was a Freemason who wrote 'Dracula' as an anti-vampire propaganda piece based off of true events.

Alfred Hitchcock, John Wilkes Booth, Robert E. Lee, Rudolph Valentino, Gallagh Man, John James Audubon, William I, German Emperor; Umberto I of Italy, Béla III of Hungary, William Poole, John D. Rockefeller, Leopold I of Belgium, Frank Lloyd Wright, Frédéric Chopin, Marcus Junius Brutus, Sandro Botticelli, Vlad the Impaler, John Hawkins, Herman Melville, Charles Manson, Edgar Allan Poe, Benjamin Franklin, and Hercule Poirot were all vampires, as are R. L. Stine, Ted Kaczynski, Alan Greenspan, and Lothaire Bluteau. Brutus killed not just Julius Caesar, but also Cleopatra and Mark Antony, while Botticelli's 'Primavera' contains clues to its painter's vampirism.

Henry Ford and Woodrow Wilson's minds were transferred into computers after their deaths.

Mikhail Gorbachev died in the Chernobyl disaster and his mind was transferred into a robot.

George Washington had a school for secret government agents and the arts of assassination, disguise, and stealth, located in a mountain. He also had a secret underground tunnel system built in Washington, D.C., for the single purpose of rescuing him if the capital city was ever captured by the British; it was later expanded by Abraham Lincoln. John Adams had a spy network which was instrumental in the American Revolution and which was trained by Washington and his school. Adams also had an underground school for assassins in Pennsylvania. Benjamin Franklin had a role in creating the first American spy ring in Europe, of which Washington was part; he had one of the spies murder a glassblower so that he could take over the man's studio. Franklin then had the murdered man's two young sons trained in the arts of killing and sabotage. Thomas Jefferson was a master of disguise and had many safehouses in different parts of the world; he also had a secret tunnel built connecting the White House to the City Tavern, with passages under the Treasury Building. Aaron Burr had a role in building the first American spy ring, training many of its members personally and establishing a system of communications among them. He had several of his men killed for political purposes, but he also helped rescue American soldiers who were surrounded at Yorktown and had a role in the creation of the United States Marine Corps. He was ultimately killed by Washington (who had faked his own death) for killing Alexander Hamilton.

Niccolò Machiavelli, Francis Drake, and Ian Fleming were members of the Medici family, as is Grace Poe.

Secret failed assassination attempts have been carried out and covered up, including of Adolf Hitler in 1933, William McKinley in 1883, and Richard Nixon in 1971. John F. Kennedy was also shot and wounded by a fellow Freemason in 1957, a bomb was planted on an airplane carrying Jimmy Carter in 1980 (although it did not go off), and ricin was almost used on Ronald Reagan in 1994, with the assassin being shot dead by police.

Phineas Gage was a 33rd-degree Freemason whose accident was part of a Mason plot to assassinate William Ewart Gladstone; when he failed and became unstable, the Masons had him killed.

James Tague was a 33rd-degree Freemason, a Central Intelligence Agency operative, a conspirator in the John F. Kennedy assassination, and was killed by his fellow Masons.

Abraham Zapruder was a 33rd-degree Freemason and a conspirator in the John F. Kennedy assassination.

On May 1st, 1776, a time-traveling Montesquieu, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Madison, and Jacob Frank founded the Bavarian Illuminati, a Habsburg-associated secret society dedicated to the establishment of a New World Order, run by a single world government. Casimir Pulaski (j. 1776), Washington Irving (j. 1809), Charles Goodyear (j. 1823), Alexander Graham Bell (j. 1876), Henry Parnell, 1st Baron Congleton (j. 1885); Ignatius L. Donnelly (j. 1886), William McKinley (j. 1898), Theodore Roosevelt (j. 1915), Franz Kafka, J. Edgar Hoover (both j. 1917), H.P. Lovecraft (j. 1920, faked death, killed in 1954 internal power struggle), Al Capone (j. 1926), John Dillinger (j. 1934), George Orwell (j. September 1936), John F. Kennedy (j. 1940, after graduation from Harvard University), John Hersey (j. 1941), Jim Morrison (j. 1959), Bill Gates (j. 1975, after dropping out of Harvard College), and Steve Jobs (j. 2011) were/are all members. The Illuminati was responsible for the 1853 invention of the syringe and the June 28th, 1914, assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

Erwin Rommel (j. 1934), George S. Patton (j. 1945), Douglas MacArthur, Joseph Stalin, Fidel Castro, John D. Rockefeller, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allan Poe, Herman Melville, Benito Mussolini, John Jacob Astor, Nelson A. Miles, Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.; Rutherford B. Hayes, Samuel J. Tilden, Robert Fludd, Christopher Columbus, John Jay, Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, John Adams, James A. Garfield, Charles J. Guiteau, Chester A. Arthur, Peter Gansevoort, George Orwell, Ignatius L. Donnelly, Charles Lindbergh, Rudolph Valentino, Oscar Wilde, Louis XIV, Alessandro Cagliostro, Charles Darwin, Jules Verne, Sir William Verner, 3rd Baronet; Éliphas Lévi, Dante Alighieri, William Butler Yeats, Martin Luther, John Calvin, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Pearse, Millard Fillmore, James K. Polk, Zachary Taylor, James Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, Theodore Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Woodrow Wilson, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, John T. Ford, Thomas Hobbes, Charles Babbage, Bram Stoker, John Yarker, Adlai Stevenson I, Adlai Stevenson II, Percy Fawcett, Alan Turing, Steve Jobs, John D. Rockefeller, Jr.; Walter Reed, Frank Lloyd Wright, Mark Twain, Clarence Darrow, Henry Ford, George Bernard Shaw, Ernest Hemingway, Alfred Nobel, John James Audubon, Louis XI, Julius Caesar, John Wilkes Booth, Giuseppe Mazzini, Mikhail Bakunin, Davy Crockett, Charles Baudelaire, Enrico Fermi, Antonio Salieri, Washington Irving, Noah Smith, Thomas Paine, James Webb, Oliver Cromwell, Ferdinand I of the Two Sicilies, Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington; Henry Morse, Oliver Johnson, John Cleves Symmes, Jacob Besse, Lemuel Gulliver, Jonathan Swift, Hannibal, Attila the Hun, Ghengis Khan, William Eddy, Allan Quatermain, Luke Short, Nelson Mandela, Richard Pryor, Dean Martin, Joseph Goebbels, Bertrand Russell, Nikola Tesla, Jesse James, Cordell Hull, Thutmose III, Leon Czolgosz, John J. Pershing, Patrick Swayze, Groucho Marx, George Burns, Frank Lloyd Wright, Elbert Hubbard, Alexander Graham Bell, Orville Wright (who was also a big-game hunter and treasure hunter), Wilbur Wright, Harry Houdini, John Dillinger, Sam Giancana, Dutch Schultz, Elihu Yale, Roger B. Taney, William Walker, Paul Allen, Cecil B. DeMille, Jack the Ripper, Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson; Alfred, Lord Tennyson; Henry Clay, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Luke Fildes, Benjamin Franklin, Benjamin Disraeli, and Hercule Poirot were all Freemasons who infiltrated many nations, including most of the world's governments; the latter nine were Grand Masters of the order's top council, the Grand Lodge, with Fildes as the Deputy Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of England.

J. M. Barrie, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare, P. G. Whodehouse, W. S. Gilbert, Arthur Conan Doyle, and Sherlock Holmes were also Masons (the latter two 33rd-degree) who wrote anti-Masonic works to destroy the order from inside; Doyle's anti-Mason book was suppressed in the United States. John F. Kennedy, Winston Churchill, Sean Connery, Harry S. Truman, Gerald Ford, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, George Washington Carver, Frederick the Great, Jerry Seinfeld, David Spade, Will Ferrell, John Leguizamo, William Morgan, Walter Scott, Robert Anderson, Adolf Hitler, Franklin's secret brother Aaron Franklin, Robert Gates, Tom Cruise, Phineas Gage, John Roberts, James Tague, and Abraham Zapruder were/are 33rd-degree Masons; Kennedy was the Grand Master of a U.S. jurisdiction. Jimmy Carter, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, George Lucas, Jerry Trainor, Tim McGuire, Chris Elliott, Elvis Presley, Arthur L. Haywood III, Mikhail Gorbachev, Jim Davis, and Steve Wozniak are all currently Masons. H. H. Holmes, John T. Scopes, John Leake, and Gaston Means were Mason spies. John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael J. Fox, and Bill Gates are all honorary Masons. Orson Welles was a former Mason-turned-anti-Mason. Mussolini took advantage of the Masonic crisis in Italy to gain power. The Masons were behind the deaths of Louis XVI and Luke Short (as well as failed plots to kill Paul Revere, Patrick Henry, Elihu Root, and William McCutcheon), the Boxer Rebellion (by Jack the Ripper), the Great Fire of London (to clean the city of non-Masons), the creation of the Federal Reserve, the Russian Revolution, the construction of the pyramids of Giza and other wonders of the ancient world (as well as the capture, control, and murder of the slave builders), the formation of the late Victorian and Edwardian eras (by Fildes), the Flood of 1936, the artificial construction of the Moon, and many other wars, revolutions, and major world events. They also plan to rebuild the Temple of Dendur in Washington, D.C. Masons killed by other Masons include Garfield (in a plot involving both Guiteau and Arthur to prevent him from exposing the order's conspiracy), Lincoln, Hamilton, Burr (by Washington), Fawcett, Babbage, Turing, Poe, Shakespeare, Salieri, Columbus, Irving, Smith, Paine, Webb, Quincy Adams, McKinley, Gage, and Tague.

Elizabeth Báthory, Gaston Means, and Thomas Jefferson were vampire hunters; the latter's library was filled with books on the secret arts.

Keanu Reeves is immortal and was originally Charlemagne. Benito Mussolini was also immortal.

Bill Gates was originally Franklin D. Roosevelt; after Roosevelt's death at the hands of his fellow Freemasons, they scientifically recreated and reconditioned him as Gates, making him an honorary Mason and the secret, mind-controlled ruler of the world.

Daniel Plainview was a real person who was killed and impersonated by John D. Rockefeller.

Nikola Tesla was a robot built by the Freemasons who, was a cowboy and a scientist for the Central Intelligence Agency; he was a Mason-turned-CIA double-agent who secretly designed and created more efficient weapons and power plants for the Allies during World War II.

John Titor is a real person who was cloned from the DNA of John F. Kennedy and who killed Jayne Mansfield and Steve McQueen, also unsuccessfully attempting to kill Elvis Presley.

Henry Ford had a secret twin brother, Ernest Ford.

The song "Pop Goes the Weasel" was originally a secret code to signal all Freemasons in positions of power.

Hercule Poirot was a real person, a vampire, Agatha Christie's lover, and a Freemason Grand Master.

Mark Zuckerberg is secretly a cybernetic organism controlled by the Facebook program, designed to create an on-line utopia. The only people who know this are Zuckerberg's on-line "friends".

John Titor and Ric Flair are clones of John F. Kennedy and Thomas Jefferson, respectively.

Andrew Klavan is the leader of a secret society called Klavanon, which is responsible for the machine language translation tables that allow computers to translate other languages, allowing for global computing and the invention of the internet, as well as for creating the Matrix as a testing ground for super-soldiers.