User:Recently shaven

--Recently shaven 03:58, 3 August 2006 (UTC)I dont know if I understand the site completley. but here we go anyway. i would just like to make it a well known fact, that Cameron Milam was not born of a mortal birth. Cameron Milam, around the year 1989, was delivered by the powers that be from heaven on a winged taurus, much like the prophet Muhammed, to a small town in rhode island where he was raised by creatures of myth and lore until he was a man. He is also the Earths biggest american hero, and could most likely beat you in a race. UN-BAN STEPHEN COLBERT HES THE MAN!