User:RectalMarmalade

RECTAL MARMALADE Noun: The most EXCITING bowling team in Cleveland, Ohio history. It all began late summer,early fall 2009 when a clan of 4 misfit bowlers got together to compete in the Yorktown Lanes early mens league. Known at the time as Team #19 consisted of Tony Campana Jr.,Frank Riba Jr.,Bret Van Dyke,Scot Markiewicz, and member who shall remain nameless.none of us knew that the events of the next 7 months would change the Cleveland Area bowling community.

After some early success with our 5 members it became clear that one member was not enjoying our journey. The inner battles began. As time wore on our success turned to a distaste of the mess that was unfolding in our very laps, a even needed to happen, and fast. The name Rectal Marmalade was born. Taken from a Fantasy Baseball team name used by a member a previous season. (The actual origins of the name is made up of 2 words that should never be used together in the same phrase.) suddenly something happened, people started to take notice,pay attention, and track our activity.

Sadly though, our 5th person was unmoved by the current events, and after some time decided to part ways. We needed a replacement and we needed him fast. no faster than a hummingbird can flap it's wings our 5th and final puzzle piece came to be,Mike Clark Jr. joined the ranks. As time pressed on Rectal Marmalde became a growing legend in the Yorktown Lanes ranks. Finally Rectal Marmalade was unleashed on the Greater Cleveland airwaves on 'The Really Big Show" on WKNR 850am on a warm April 2010 morning. Our popularity took off like a rocket. and the monster that is now was alive.

Flash forward to today, after another mention on the airwaves, and actual events planned for the Summer of 2010, the rest of the history lays in the days ahead of us.

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