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Mauricio Mora

Mauricio (Wicho) Mora (30 October, 1989 - present) is a Mexican-American rapper, music producer, and all-around fuck boi degenerate from Moline, Illinois. He is an absolute sucker for bud nights, and game nights in particular, where he is known to have lost an uncanny number of Risk matches (double-cannons).

Contents:
 * 1) Childhood
 * 2) Gas Station Fart Incident
 * 3) Cherry Pepsi Controversy
 * 4) Rap Career
 * 5) Conspiracies
 * 6) Has he really just been babe in a Wicho suit

Childhood
Wicho was the fifth and final child of Ernesto and Emilia Mora, who by that time were fed up with all the little shits. Growing up as the 'baby' of the family, he was never allowed to play badass video games with his older brothers, and mainly relied on his older sisters for protection and comfort. Some even wondered if he was actually a Mora sister himself.

Gas Station Fart Incident
Some time during the month of August in 1999 it is believed Wicho stopped in a local neighborhood gas station to purchase a bag of Cheetos. Upon exiting he farted.