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Stories for Kids about Walruses. Please Enjoy Yourself with these timeless tales!

Story One- The Supreme Walrus

Note that this is just a story for litle kids who adore walruses!

"Micael W. Olmstead (December 9th, 1992-present) is the self-proclaimed king of walruses. He (along with his army of soldiers)established the basic idea of a beginning of the walrus. The story of the walrus began a long time ago with a big fat fish. The fish always ate and ate and ate and became very obese. The fish went to a fish school and was rejected due to his fat. The fish always to the surface and ate McDonalds. She also ate a lot of Pie. One day, the preppy and anorexic clown fish decided to kill the fat fish. She spread the word down in the sea that McDonalds was having an all you can eat buffet. The fat fish couldn't resist the tempataion and she left the sea. Once on the surface, the fat fish was attacked by a group of cheerleader clown fish who supported the preppy clown fish. They beat her up, and before she died they disapperaed. Then came Ieams, and she saw the fat fish. She thought of helping her but then she saw her ugliness and kicked her. The fat fish bled. Then came Charlie the rubber chicken. He thought of helping her too, but was frightended and decided to kill the fat fish. He gathered all the neuclear weapons in the world and fed it to the fat fish. She blew up, and her DNA was mixed with the same blood samples of spiderman. Thus making the beginning of the WALRUS."

This story has become a classic tale around the state of Illinois, and it is still very popular!

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