User:RedWordSmith/List of insane articles



= Symbols =

= A =
 * Alabama Constitution - I'd make a joke about how government doesn't work, but this is just sad.
 * Alcopop - Soft hard drink? Hard soft drink? Who knows?
 * All your base are belong to us
 * Anal bleaching - I'd personally keep bleach away from that particular area
 * Artie, the Strongest Man in the World - "Artie likes armpit noises, as they remind him of his mother."
 * Argelico Fucks - First of all, his name is technically a sentence. Secondly, could you imagine how weird it would be if he had a relative named "Chastity"?

= B =
 * Bat bombs - nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh-nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh BAT BOMBS!

= C =
 * Cello scrotum - Fake medical condition.
 * Chess boxing
 * Clay Oliver Hill - Populist Democratic Viking Party presidential candidate. Enough said.
 * Cocaine (drink) - Energy drink which is "designed to burn and irritate the throat and sinuses" just like real cocaine.
 * Cookie Monster - Life is like the Internet.
 * Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life - See Mazes and Monsters, below; only the topic is internet porn instead of RPGs.

= D = = E =
 * Docetism - "attributed to the Gnostics, who believed that matter was evil" Ok then...
 * Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet - someone has a bad sense of politics, I guess.

= F =
 * Fan death - the belief that an electric fan can kill you by sucking the oxygen out of the air, or by some other method
 * Feel the Magic: XY/XX - a dating sim released in the U.S. for the portable Nintendo DS system, it is a collection of several minigames. One of them involves yelling at the screen as loud as you can.
 * FM-2030
 * Fortnight - "1 attoparsec per microfortnight approximately equals 1 inch per second"
 * Fucking, Austria - Home of the most stolen streetsign in Austria. Big surprise there.

= G =
 * Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - Roar! Convoluted plot!
 * Gratis versus Libre - the end of the article describes a beer which is free as in speech but not free as in beer.
 * Group X - Antiamerican American rap group that pretends to be geographically Arabian. Offensively insane.
 * Grotto of the Redemption - a large collection of fossils dedicated to the life of Jesus Christ. According to their website, they also have ice skating.

= H =
 * Heribert Illig - Claims 300 years of history never happened. From Unusual Articles.
 * Click Here
 * Hetty Green
 * Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi - The animated adventures of Puffy Amiyumi. Their article says that they changed their names to avoid confusion with Puff Daddy. What I really want to know is -- when is he going to get a cartoon? Then again, I suppose Hi Hi P. Diddy doesn't have quite the same ring.
 * Holy Prepuce - Holy what?
 * Horst Wessel Lied - the theme song of the Nazi Party; accidentally used as background music in a recent advertising campaign.
 * The Hundredth Monkey. Just a bit short of a barrel.

= I =
 * Inherently funny word - Right...
 * Interrobang - Combinination exclamation mark and question mark!?

= J =
 * John Wayne Bobbitt - some people lead interesting lives, I guess.

= K =
 * Knights of Ramune - Worst. Anime. Ever. Terrible, but not as bad as Big Wars or MD Geist now that I think about it. Still much more insane.
 * Kenny Kramer - "The real Kramer"

= L =
 * The last page of the Internet
 * Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
 * Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - a short passage consisting of 92 occurances of the sound "shi" (e.g. "Shì shíshí shì shì shì sh&#299;. 10 shí, shì 10 sh&#299; shì shì.")
 * List of Jewish superheroes
 * List of lists of lists
 * List of strange units of measurement - "My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"

= M =
 * The Mark Steel Solution - crazy solutions to social issues
 * Mazes and Monsters - Oh nos! D&D will make the childrens insane!? Won't somebody please think of the children?!
 * Melleny Brown - Voice actress. Previously starred in the Care Bears. Now sings dirty lyrics for house music.
 * Minced oaths - Zounds! What an article.
 * Mission Earth (novel) - Haven't read it, but I'd say it's insane based just on its length, nevermind any of that other stuff.
 * From the front page: Monopoly (game) "...its origins actually go back to 1904, when Lizzie Magie, a supporter of political economist Henry George, patented a game called "The Landlord's Game" with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants" -- Monopoly, evil communist plot!
 * Mortal Engines - Giant robotic cities eating one another.

= N =
 * Neon Genesis Evangelion - "What the hell is this?" - Shinji Ikari
 * Nevada-Tan
 * Newcomb's paradox - free will and time travel don't mix well, apparently.
 * Notion (slang) - Proof that people with not enough to do can make the English language just that much worse.

= O =
 * One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - Packed with a lot of info.
 * Onion Futures Act
 * Oolong (rabbit) - a rabbit trained to hold things on its head
 * Oxford Electric Bell - The Bells! They won't stop ringing!

= P = = Q =
 * Polari - The fact that it's a language used by gay men in Britain in the 1950s and 60s would be enough to make this topic insane. That said, it's also a mix of French, Italian, Romany and Cockney. If they had thrown in another language or two, it probably would have been an anti-Latin.
 * Quantum mechanics
 * Quantum immortality - this would be so cool if true.

= R =
 * Rahxephon - NGE on crack. And it has Ramune and many other insane things contained within!
 * Ramune - Insane packaging! Animenation says these things spray all over when you open them, and you should bring a towel.
 * Red Hat Society - not the software kind of Red Hat.
 * Reductio ad Hitlerum
 * Rickrolling - Never gonna give you up...
 * Rocket mail - Thank goodness email was invented.

= S =
 * Sausage Race
 * Screaming Lord Sutch - Sounds like a nice guy, although I still prefer my British politicians to be a bit more Thatcheresque.
 * Sex with my first cousin (Reference desk question from 28 July, 2005) - the first sentence is almost the perfect opening to any question-and-answer style column or faq regarding sex.
 * Smokie - A meal of lamb, prepared by blowtorching it wool and all.
 * Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"

= T =
 * International Talk Like a Pirate Day - Yarr! Here be Dragons.
 * Thumb twiddling

= U = = V = = W = = X = = Y = = Z =
 * Uncanny Valley
 * Value of Earth - It's a lot. Or maybe nothing, economists aren't sure.
 * Zachariah Chandler - made sure people could vote with a club
 * Zigzag method - Explains the forking of European and American eating habits.
 * Zocchihedron - a 100-sided die with an uneven distribution. The article notes that it is, unsurprisingly, unwieldy to use.

= Others suggest =
 * Football War - User:Toytoy

See also: Unusual articles.