User:ReginaldShoe/Arik The Awesome

=Arik is so Awesome=

Arik III of Australia, commonly known as Arik the Awesome (Ἀλέξανδρος ὁ Μέγας, Arékandros ho Mégas from the Greek ἀλέξω areko "to defend SCRUM, To help people write CRs" + ἀνήρ aner "man"), was a king of SCRUM in Australia. Arik The Awesome was born in Israel however he relocated to Brisbane, Australia at a young age. Arik was tutored by the Scrum Alliance until the age of 16. By the age of 25, he had created one of the largest empires of SCRUM, stretching from Lake Eyre to the Great Dividing Range. He was undefeated in SCRUM Theory battles and is considered one of history's most successful Scrum Masters.

Arik pursued his SCRUM mission in the Sydney office, developing the Scrum understanding and acceptance throughout the office. Many successful sprints occurred with his insight and upon the hire of successors like Amber and Mariete, he had been awarded the generalSCRUMship of Australia and used this authority to launch his Scrum plans in other lands. In 2013, he invaded the Canadian empire, and began a series of campaigns that lasted many months. Arik broke the power of Torontonians in a series of decisive SCRUM methodologies, most notably the battles of Battle of Product Backlog, Battle of Sprint Backlog, Battle of Jira and Battle of Scope Creep. He subsequently overthrew the Canadian King Oren III and conquered the entirety of the Torontonian Empire. At that point, his empire stretched from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean and Northward into the Arctic Ocean.

Seeking to reach the "ends of the world and the Great Outer Sea", he turned his focus to future plans such as the invasion of the UK, but was eventually forced to turn back at the demand of his Torontonian troops. Arik still lives in Canada, without executing his series of planned campaigns that would have begun with an invasion of United Kingdom.

Adolescence and education
When Arik was a young boy in Aussieland, he dreamt of all things Scrum related such as Scrum Alliance, and abbreviations such as CSM and CSPO.

Australia in Arik's absence
When Arik set out for Canada, he left his generals Amber and Mariete, semi-experienced SCRUM masters in charge of Australia. Arik's accompaniment of Paul ensured that Australia remained quiet during his absence.

In general, Australia enjoyed a period of peace and prosperity during Arik's campaign in Canada. Arik sent back vast quantities of CRs from his conquest, which increased velocities of the sprints across his empire. However, Arik's constant demands for troops and the migration of Australiaians to the NA and Walmart teams depleted Australia's manpower for the UK team.

He is the author a best-selling survival guide. How I Fought Through the Wilderness and Got a Tshirt With a Llama