User:Reginald Fly

Son of a lumberjack and an exotic dancer, born and raised in the rural town of Narrogin in Western Australia and currently living in Perth and working as a railway conductor, I am easily the most awesome person you will ever have the good fortune to meet.

In my short life of 42 years I have had a number of professions, including but not limited to:


 * Short order cook
 * Security Guard
 * Barber
 * High school science teacher
 * Federal Police officer
 * Seaman in the Royal Australian Navy
 * Stuntman

This gives me innumerous amounts of knowledge in dozens of field, and I'm more than happy to contribute my wealth of intelligence to the Wikipedia community. I also have a doctorate in human biology from Murdoch University, which means I'm just plain better than you.