User:Reid Stevens

Reid Stevens. What can I say about this magnificent being? He's an elusive creature in which uses the computer far too often, and has an obsession with Kathy Griffin & Betty White.

He's better than most people or so he thinks. He refers to many as peasants. Then again who would be upset with that? If Reid Stevens is calling you a peasant you should be honored. He acknowledged your presence.

An well-known story created many years ago by the mystifying talk show host, Rosie O’Donnell tells a tale of how the beautiful Reid Stevens came to be. It was a cold, stormy night when the soon to be, Mother and Father of Reid Stevens had found a way to make the perfect child. It was a brilliant idea. Boom! A baby was born 8 days later because that's possible. Im glad that I have stolen some of the precious time you could have spent reading something less moronic. Created by Reid Stevens... because im a conceded bastard.