User:Reinderien/Entertaining Miscellany on Wikipedia

I recently unearthed a pile of funny things that I didn't know existed in (and about) Wikipedia. Most of them are Wikipedia Essays or other obscure jokes from the administrators.

Within Wikipedia

 * 1984
 * Association of Geriatric Editors
 * Assume Bad Faith
 * Complete Bollocks
 * Don't stuff beans up your nose
 * Newcomers are delicious, so go ahead and bite them, a response to Please do not bite the newcomers
 * List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
 * Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles
 * Don't feed the Administrators
 * Editing Under the Influence
 * The five steps of Wikipedian spammer grief
 * Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you, a response to Don't Be a Dick
 * God: Valuable Wikipedian, or disruptive editor with a history of sockpuppetry?
 * Don't delete the main page
 * Argumentum Ad Jimbonem
 * Millionth Topic Pool, and perhaps even funnier, the Last Topic Pool
 * No angry mastodons
 * No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
 * Unusual Articles (warning: may consume untold hours of your time)
 * OMGcom
 * Primogeniture
 * Requests for Edit Wars - somewhat of a Wikipedia editor inside joke
 * Drop the stick and back slowly away from the horse carcass
 * Have a nice cup of tea and sit down
 * Beware of the Tigers
 * Whacking with a Wet Trout
 * The Truth
 * Unusual Requests to Wikipedia
 * The Village Stocks
 * The Stephen Colbert Elephant-Tripling Pandemic
 * Wikipedia Widow
 * What Would Jimbo Do, containing a useful photo gallery of Things Jimbo Does

And any other random selections from The Wikipedia Humour Repository, especially the many songs.