User:Relleumsemaj

A fonzerific youth from Eldersburg, James Mueller is an excellent writer- and modest beyond even his own fantabulous words.

Mueller was born on June 28, 1990, in some hospital. The name's not important. Anyway, he was raised by his loving parents Jeffry and Kelly, who had another child, Susan Mueller, in 1993. After a short sereis of attention-wanting tantrums, and an equal number of "going to the corner" stints, he got used to it and has loved her since.

For another 6 years, nothing worth mentioning happened. Then, in 1999, Mueller and his family moved to Grainau, Germany, which is a freaking amazing town in a pretty cool country. Located high in the German Alps, under the shadows of the imposing peaks of the Waxensteins and Mt. Zugspitze, Grainau is a little rural town with quite a lot of character. But I'm sure you don't care about that. He learned very little german there, because he went to school on a military base, but since he lived "on the economy," or outside base, he did have some interaction with the colorful locals.

In 2001, Mueller moved back home, and now goes to Liberty High School. Ever since October 22, 2004, he's been going out with this cool girl named Sam Prince, and it seems they'll be going out for a long time [he's pretty whipped, though he won't admit it] He leads a secret life as the Court Jester to the future queen-of-the-world Grace Blackburn, who's pretty cool herself.