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The Story of Ben's Life
Published by Aaron, written by Jonathan, reported by Jonathan as an eye witness to a few of these events.

Once upon a time, Benjamin and Connor were having a lovely picnic at the park.

Connor was about to make his move, but suddenly John appeared out of a hole in the

ground and kidnapped Benjamin! So Connor had to go on a heroic quest to save his

dearest Benjamin. Meanwhile, John and Justin Richtards were meeting up in John’s

secret underground lair discussing what they would do with the young Benjamin. Then

they put the Benjamin in the back of Justin’s truck. Then Justin Richtards drove illegally

to Stupid Harris’s house and put Benjamin under Stupid’s bed. Then Stupid went to

sleep that night and heard Benjamin moaning under his bed. Stupid thought it was a

Mexican and took out his shotgun. Stupid started ﬁring at Benjamin but the Benjamin

dodged all the bullets. Then Donnie VerHulst came into the room with a stack of pizza

boxes and was shot by Stupid. Benjamin jumped out of the window and escaped from

Stupid. Then Connor jumped out of the bushes and jumped all over Benjamin. The

Benjamin said “Scarred” and started to talk about the time when he crashed six

airplanes in one night. Then John VanderVliet came out of another hole in the ground

and declared a race back to Mr. Boerkoel’s classroom. So John, Justin, Stupid, Zombie

Donnie, and Connor carrying Benjamin rushed to Mr. Boerkoel’s classroom. John was

the ﬁrst one to get there, but was quickly murdered by the Stupid Harris and his

shotgun. Justin Richtards evaporated randomly and materialized in a hole somewhere

in the deserts of Mexico. Zombie Donnie ate Stupid Harris’s brains. Zombie Donnie was

about to get the Benjamin, but Connor hit Zombie Donnie with a stick. Then Connor

brought Benjamin into the corner and Benjamin got scarred for life. Then everybody

REMEMBERED THE DAY.