User:Renzukoken

Roderick K. Keller was born, November 1st, 1992. He was a very bold yet amazing man. when he was 9 years old, he had 3 girls living with him in his house. when he was 13, he saved the world from destruction from durka durkas invading America. when Roderick was 17 years old, the world was completely shocked when they found out that he took on 3 manbearpigs by himself. Roderick keller was known for many great deeds like helping possums out back in 1972. Helping Dwayne Johnson move his right eye brow all the way to his headline. Helping kobe bryant realize that he doesnt need Shaq on his team, and help shaq see his true passion for Icy Hot. In 2011, Keller saw Obama at a classified beach with his family and saw that the president used Afro Sheen (a hair product used back in the 70's) and caused the oil spill. Keller flew to the scene on those jive turkeys and cleaned most of the spill. Keller's Wife Lights has been with him since she was born. god bless her soul. Keller gets money, and gets women on a daily basis. You gotta get that green if you know what i mean. back on topic..... Roderick K. Keller is known for many actions and stunts. it will all be posted on you nigets soon. when the next time your nappy headed baby is caught in a fence, or there is a taco running the border... you call Rod to bust their asses.