User:Reploglefan/Dustin M. Fry

Dustin M. Fry(also known as D-Fry, Dustilicious, Deep Fried, D-Frizzle, Daddy F, Frygasm, D-Bag, Da Fry-Train and others soon to come) was born on February 7, 1991, and the world would never be the same. Dustin is a future Lutheran Minister and. He is currently a member of Kendallville's Mayor's Youth Advisory Council, FINK, East Noble Speech and Debate team, St. John Church Youth Group, East Noble Academic Superbowl, St. John's church choir, and many others. He is also a devout Republican.

Childhood
Dustin's childhood started soon after he was born. It ended soon after that.

Teen Years
Moives will be made about Dustin's teen years.

Hair
For most it may not be necessary to have an entire heading just for hair, but Dustin's is special hair. Despite all my investigative journalism skills, I could not determine what size bowl is used to cut it. Dustin also has a slight comb-over just to give it some dimension and keep you guessing.

Facial Features
Start with the mouth, as it never stops.

Body
Is Pear a body type?

Clothing
Khaki and occasionally human skin. You ever see Silence of the Lambs?

Character
And indeed he is

Personality
You could say he has a strong one.

Beliefs
Republican, Lutheran, possible Masochist(I really hope not) Also, may be the Dali Lama in disguise. It would explain the abstinence.

Major Accomplishments
For Dustin, isn't everything a major accomplishment?

Love Interests
Cailynn Smith a good start. Also, Kim Springstead, willingly or unwillingly. Danced with Mary Ann Craft, most likely as spouse.

Death
A jet engine will fall onto his bed after he looks into another dimension.

Past Lives
Let's start with the one as a geisha girl. This was not a very successful life for Dustin.

Fun Facts
-Dustin can win a game of Connect 4 in one move(he cheats).

-Has the stunning ability/disability to be able to put anyone to sleep with his monotone yet strangely harmonic voice.

-Can convert one Liter of Chemistry into .089 grams of Bullshit and .089 grams Magic.