User:Retsofnoraa

Retsofnoraa, otherwise known as a ham sandwich, is a 25-year-old lump of toast from Felterama, WI. He is one of many pivotal members of the legendary Retsofnoraa Actor's Guild, and hopes someday to become a human.

Throughout much of his life, he has sought out the dark, dank places between cushions and chairs. So far, he's managed to permanently wedge himself in his couch, which is odd because it doesn't exist.

He is better known online under his alias of Grand Moff Tarkin, which is fatal to those of weak constitutions. He first used this on a bear named Smith, but has since stretch his obscene power to lower life forms like squid, parakeets, and Rush Limbaugh.

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